Would you like spam with that, sir?
Upon mine return to work from my sojourn at the Summer Palace, I discovered
that I had a mere or humble forty-se'en e-mails with which to deal. Of
these, fourteen were spam. Of these, two were utter classics in a way.
The Runner-up was from the sale manegar, as he called himself, of a company
'looking for a trustworthy bookkeeper, representative in Canada/USA.' Some
might think that perhaps he should not ask people if they are interested in
this position if the person in question has an e-mail such as mine, viz and
to wit ending in the three characters '.uk.'
The Winner is Lloyds TSB requesting me to give them my account information
for updating purposes. Not only have I never had an account with Lloyds TSB,
but the sender of the e-mail is 'Lloyds TSB Bank Plc
[security@halifax.co.uk].'
that I had a mere or humble forty-se'en e-mails with which to deal. Of
these, fourteen were spam. Of these, two were utter classics in a way.
The Runner-up was from the sale manegar, as he called himself, of a company
'looking for a trustworthy bookkeeper, representative in Canada/USA.' Some
might think that perhaps he should not ask people if they are interested in
this position if the person in question has an e-mail such as mine, viz and
to wit ending in the three characters '.uk.'
The Winner is Lloyds TSB requesting me to give them my account information
for updating purposes. Not only have I never had an account with Lloyds TSB,
but the sender of the e-mail is 'Lloyds TSB Bank Plc
[security@halifax.co.uk].'