The Return of the Antichrist

Aug 08, 2008 12:10

Forget Black Holes slurping up the Earth as an afternoon snack. We have uncovered the TRUE PURPOSE of the Large Hadron Collider.

Allegedly, the LHC was built to discover a particle that the CERN scientists (who are actually all members of the free-masons' society) call the 'God particle'. That nickname does not take its origin in the fact that the God particle, or Higg's Boson, is assumed to help otherwise massless elementary particles to construct mass in matter - in other words, it gives matter mass - but is based on the scientists' intention to prove the non-existence of God. Why they would want to do that, if they're actually free-masons, is not entirely clear, but it's so obvious that there cannot be any other explanation.

But actually, the LHC was not built to discover any particle. Actually, the LHC is the machine of the Apocalypse and was built to tear a hole in the van Allen Belt to allow Satan and his minions to travel from Nibiru back to Earth to wreak havoc.


The van Allen Belt is a plasma belt around the Earth that is held in place by the Earth's magnetic field. It is not, as commonly believed, simply an aggregation of trapped charged particles that create a whole lot of radiation that make travelling through it by space shuttle a bit of a pain in the ass, but it's - powerful. So powerful, in fact, that it will burn anything that tries to pass through it to crispy bacon. It probably then fries a few eggs and has them with the crispy bacon for a vitalizing breakfast. In short, the van Allen Belt is a bit like the Black Knight from Quest for the Holy Grail: NONE SHALL PASS. This, by the way, is also proof to the fact that the moon landing never happened, and was actually a giant hoax preparing the grand coup that is going to be the launch of the LHC.

Now, for Satan, who apparently chose the idyllic planet of Nibiru as his retirement home after battling the Army of God, this Belt was a bit of a problem in his great scheme of returning to Earth and spreading chaos. Not anymore, though. With the help of the LHC, Satan's followers - the CERN scientists, a.k.a. the satanic free-masons - will shoot a giant electromagnetic blast into space, tearing a hole into the van Allen Belt and allowing Satan to steer his space Ferrari through it without ending up as Belt breakfast.

The joke is on us. Because CERN actually told us this is what they are planning. The CERN scientists were very open about the facts that the LHC might a) open up gates to different dimensions, and b) create miniature Black Holes.

Now, we all know what a Black Hole is, don't we? A Black Hole is a collapsed star, and it consists of mass. How should a particle accelerator be able to create something like that? Acceleration, as we all know very well, has nothing at all to do with mass. So these sorts of Black Holes cannot be the ones CERN is talking about. Why would they, even? They're satanic free-masons, after all, and not at all interested in science or scientific discovery. Therefore, their Black Holes are actually only one Black Hole - 'black' as in 'satanic' - which is the hole they're going to be tearing into the van Allen Belt.

The thing about the gates is even more obvious. A different dimension, that's obviously the dimension of space, which can only be accessed if the barrier of the van Allen Belt is torn down - if a gate is created that allows the passage to and from Earth.

In fact, the free-masons were courteous enough to drop us yet another hint about their plan. They said that the LHC might create strange matter. Now, strange matter can only be one thing - and don't start with this whole idea about strange matter being matter that contains strange quarks. That's a completely insubstantial theory. Strange matter is matter that is not from this Earth - which can only be one kind of matter: the matter Satan and his minions from Nibiru consist of.

All in all, end is nigh, my friends. And we only have ourselves to blame. Because we let it happen. We should have interfered and stopped them the minute they built an EU head quarters building that is structured exactly like the Tower of Babel. But we didn't. So these are our just deserts for letting the satanic free-masons blind us with their cryptic language and misleading hints.

Don't believe me? Listen to this.

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