U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
I just want to wish you all a fortuitous and wonderful Fourth of July. As of about 15 minutes ago, America has regained the hot dog eating champion mantle, and none too soon. With things going downhill in Iraq, this is the kind of thing to bring us back on top. This is a wake up call to enemies of freedom and democracy everywhere: we can eat more hot dogs than you can, so best recognize. The day you can down more Nathan's franks than us is the day you can start questioning our methods. I'm so proud of our great nation on this day I plan to commemorate it by getting my hands on a t-shirt that says COMPETITIVE HOT DOG EATING IS LIFE: THE REST IS JUST DETAILS (SUCH AS TRYING NOT TO BARF IT ALL BACK UP). Do the American thing, Cafepress.
So on behalf of this great nation we live in, I salute our new chamption Joey Chestnut. Shit, is that the perfect name for a hot dog eating world champion or what? Have a great 4th everybody, I know I will. The only thing that would make this better were if someone were to cook me up an animated Livejournal icon of Kobayashi barfing up his last hot dog at the buzzer. Make my red white and blue dreams come true. I know you can.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
So on behalf of this great nation we live in, I salute our new chamption Joey Chestnut. Shit, is that the perfect name for a hot dog eating world champion or what? Have a great 4th everybody, I know I will. The only thing that would make this better were if someone were to cook me up an animated Livejournal icon of Kobayashi barfing up his last hot dog at the buzzer. Make my red white and blue dreams come true. I know you can.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!