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Jan 11, 2007 02:21

No more baiting. I'm not biting.

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t_e_d_a January 11 2007, 18:23:52 UTC
In this case, I would say know for two reasons: 1)I have yet to decide on which knife I will use be it a folder, spring loaded blade, or butterfly knife but even if it's the far latter 2) flourishing your butterfly knife is a symbolic gesture usually indicating that someone is going to get cut and that someone is probably you, only in this situation regarding said individuals I have already made my intentions clear. The reasons certain parties are gonna get cut can not be made any less opaque with more time to think about it.

People, think about what you did when I cut you, crossways down the cheek just deep enough to leave a thin scar. That way when people see you, they will know what a nice guy I am. I could have cut you up real good, but my gracious nature saw fit to just cut you a little on your face, but not too much.

I mean what the fuck, I come back from dinner and find people obviously badmouthing behind my back the woman I am going to make my wife and no one involved can seem to figure out why that would make me more than a little upset. I would spell it out for you people but I seem to be running short on alphabetic fridge magnets here.

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BALISONG t_e_d_a January 11 2007, 19:22:03 UTC
IT'S NOT A BUTTERFLY KNIFE
IT'S A BALISONG

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Re: BALISONG t_e_d_a January 11 2007, 19:22:53 UTC
THIS IS RISHI, INCIDENTALLY

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Re: BALISONG x9 January 11 2007, 20:01:54 UTC
HELP GHOSTS

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MORE LIKE BALIDONG AM I RIGHT FILIPINOS t_e_d_a January 11 2007, 22:59:53 UTC
THE FILIPINOS KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN BOUT

I always thought balisongs were the extra big butterfly knives but I would much rather forego this topic discussion in favor of fixing bayonets or something. Or we could talk about the Nazi folder I saw at the asian store in the mall. Seriously. Nazi insignia and everything. Maybe the engraver kiosk will be able to put a circle and a slash through it and turn the weapons of hate against itself.

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FILIPINOS SAY: TUKKA TUKKA BONG BONG TUKKA t_e_d_a January 12 2007, 17:17:51 UTC
THAT IS WHAT TAGALOG SOUNDS LIKE IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW. A BALISONG I BELIEVE IS A REGULAR BUTTERFLY KNIFE. ASK JEFF IMADA. I THINK HE MIGHT KNOW.

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Re: FILIPINOS SAY: TUKKA TUKKA BONG BONG TUKKA t_e_d_a January 12 2007, 17:24:26 UTC
I used to have a Jeff Imada knife trick book. I miss it. :(

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WE ARE IMADA-BROTHERS t_e_d_a January 12 2007, 17:33:52 UTC
I HAVE A JEFF IMADA KNIFE TRICK DVD THAT I HAVEN'T WATCHED.

I SHOULD MENTION THAT I ALSO HAVE A TRAINER BALISONG.

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Re: WE ARE IMADA-BROTHERS t_e_d_a January 13 2007, 04:36:55 UTC
Well if the doctor thing ever falls through you could always pit fight in Jakarta or Delhi or just about anywhere in Thailand. Technically you already cut people for a living, you just need to to make the transiton where you know. They're not laid out on a table unconcious at the time. Basically you got the hard part nailed down.

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