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This weekend was pretty damn sweet. Friday was the show at the local with Gauge and it was excellent. It was good to play music in an organized fassion again and i forgot how much we rock. Seriously, we're your favorite band. So after school i went over to derek's and lost all of my hearing early. Then Derek peer pressured me into drinking out of his new pirate flask and we went to flint for the show. (i did not drive.) The show kicked lots of ass and it was sweet seeing everyone again. The breakbeats threw it down with some sick rhythms and like usual he does not dissapoint. Johnny stumbled his way into the local after a dissapointing experience at the East/West battle of the bands. I dont blame him i heard it was horrible. Derek and I helped the local's owner move some shit arround in that old theater accross the street from the local. In return, he gave us some dorritos and he give me an Ebony magazine from the 70's. Holy shit is it awesome. Ive learned so many things! I'll post some pictures when i get it out of Ellen's van tomorrow. Anyway, we played the show and i went home. Saturday was epic. life-alteringly so. I was scheduled to beatbox at the polar palace arround 9 sat. night and Dan, Brice and I got there kind of early. SO we were out in the parking lot smoking a cigar and this car pulls up to us and the rest went kind of like this.
Car: pulls up and parks right next to us
Dan, Brice and Tim: ...
Car: rolls down window to reveal true identity - hottest girl in history.
Hottest Girl in history: Hey, do any of you know how to get to davison from here?
Tim: yeah, uh, you take a left out of here go about 1/4 mi. to take a left on Neppesing
Then I-69 will take you there in like 10 min.
Hottest girl in history: uhh yeah alright.. how old are you guys?
Us : 17
Hottest girl in history : ... Do you guys ***** ***?
Us: ... .. uh ... !! yes!!
Hottest girl in history : okay good, get in.
We proceded to ***** a ***** in her car then head up to the polar palace. I beatboxed and still threw it down. then we danced for a couple of songs and went to Mr. Big Tom Reed's party. That was really nostolgic. I saw Emily and Eric and Aaron and Teddy and Roger and Micah and everyone. it was sweet. i beatboxed happy birthday to mr. bigtomreed and we hung out there for about an hour. OH YEAH i forot to add, the hot chick's nameis Krystal and we later found out that she is, i shit you not, Miss Teen Michigan. goddamnit i even saw her fucking sash in her car. anyway, we hung out at derek's for about an hour, emily did everything short of proposing to me and i guess im going to prom with her now. eric was flamboyant. and i guess adam almost did a body shot off of his fith grade teacher. We s**** another ***** then went to brices house. we met up with Wonco and he brought his **** so we all ***** another two ****s and by now we we're all completely ***** ***. I busted out the video camera and we made feasibly the most rediculous recording of human nature ever created. Highlights include a night vision reinactment of the paris hilton sex tape and freestyle rapping into a roll of toilet paper... alright maybe its just a retarded video. but its still funny. Dan got his head shaved that night too. excellent.]
I'm making a hip-hop album. Dead serious. Derek is helping me produce and record it and its going to be rediculous. a lot of beatboxing and it's going to be really musicaly diverse and rythmatic. look for it summer 2005.
Im not a *** head or anything, it was just a cool night and a fun escape from the ordinary. everyone needs a night like that.
THEbreakBeat
Car: pulls up and parks right next to us
Dan, Brice and Tim: ...
Car: rolls down window to reveal true identity - hottest girl in history.
Hottest Girl in history: Hey, do any of you know how to get to davison from here?
Tim: yeah, uh, you take a left out of here go about 1/4 mi. to take a left on Neppesing
Then I-69 will take you there in like 10 min.
Hottest girl in history: uhh yeah alright.. how old are you guys?
Us : 17
Hottest girl in history : ... Do you guys ***** ***?
Us: ... .. uh ... !! yes!!
Hottest girl in history : okay good, get in.
We proceded to ***** a ***** in her car then head up to the polar palace. I beatboxed and still threw it down. then we danced for a couple of songs and went to Mr. Big Tom Reed's party. That was really nostolgic. I saw Emily and Eric and Aaron and Teddy and Roger and Micah and everyone. it was sweet. i beatboxed happy birthday to mr. bigtomreed and we hung out there for about an hour. OH YEAH i forot to add, the hot chick's nameis Krystal and we later found out that she is, i shit you not, Miss Teen Michigan. goddamnit i even saw her fucking sash in her car. anyway, we hung out at derek's for about an hour, emily did everything short of proposing to me and i guess im going to prom with her now. eric was flamboyant. and i guess adam almost did a body shot off of his fith grade teacher. We s**** another ***** then went to brices house. we met up with Wonco and he brought his **** so we all ***** another two ****s and by now we we're all completely ***** ***. I busted out the video camera and we made feasibly the most rediculous recording of human nature ever created. Highlights include a night vision reinactment of the paris hilton sex tape and freestyle rapping into a roll of toilet paper... alright maybe its just a retarded video. but its still funny. Dan got his head shaved that night too. excellent.]
I'm making a hip-hop album. Dead serious. Derek is helping me produce and record it and its going to be rediculous. a lot of beatboxing and it's going to be really musicaly diverse and rythmatic. look for it summer 2005.
Im not a *** head or anything, it was just a cool night and a fun escape from the ordinary. everyone needs a night like that.
THEbreakBeat