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I had the most awesomest day today! After class I went out with Golem and Gary downtown! Which was craaaazy fun I must say. We went around into some strange places, found a gay porn store *I* went in for a peak. I tried to get Golem to go in with me as my gay lover but she wouldn't have it. But at least Gary let me have my fun. The best thing about it was the "ALL MALE GO GO PARTY" flyer. That made MY day! Then after finding the record store closed.... again I stumbled across another Comic Book Shoppe! It's a gift really. One that Golem really detests me for. Wherever Dee goes comics will surely follow (in reverse order as well). Gary humped the comic wracks, and I bought the 'ONLY RINGER FINGER KNOWS: THE LEFT HAND DREAM OF HIM' am I the only one that think that title sounds a tad raunchy? Anyone?
Gary also informed me he didn't like plushies so I have stopped making his birthday present.
Needles to say a TAD upset *pouts*. Dr. Tran will be no more. Well maybe Golem will like him. After that we ventured around some random ways till we found ourselves at the Rideau Center (the RICH mall) buying "fluids" and baguettes. Because what is summer without "fluids" and baguettes? It just isn't right.
We also discussed tattoos a good portion of the time. Golem is thinking about getting the Canadian maple leaf near around her ankle. I think it's an awesome idea, for her especially since she is very patriotic. That's what makes Golem so great. We are thinking of getting it when she's 18. My tattoo I am still designing THOUROUGHLY (no mistakes!).
We loitered around downtown which was fun the best part was when Gary implied I was only good for sex, because I could bitch and moan to him for about another hour about it. Why he would say such a thing I don't know. We also discussed some other odd topics not worth mentioning, and did you know Gary has an itchy shirt? Well he does!
We (gosh another paragraph started with 'we' VERBAL VARIETY anyone?) dipped our feet in the locks and ate junior mints and perched on a pier point and watched the sun set while nibbling.... "mining" my baguette. It was truly old-fashioned fun. Then we took a strole all of us by the water where we saw couples cuddling which was cute. Though Golem laughed at my comment "they were cute!.... as far as heterosexual couples go anyways". Gosh. After that I made the off-handed commented that I wanted to go up the hill of the Parliament Buildings... yeah off-handedly! Gary then decided that we should take the stares up and up the hill (which was not fun: can you say out of shape?) and practically died while doing it. Stare case after staircase, random bench after bench. It was worth the walk though because when we got to the top we found out that there was a light show being projected onto the Parliament Building.
It was so pretty, especially at the beginning with the Purple against the night sky on the tower. It was so cool. Plus I loved how it opened with the howls and lightning. Sounded like something straight out of Halloween. Golem and I exchanged Junior Mints and strange jokes about the Neutron Dance through the strange presentation. Then I asked her if she would ever consider getting John A. MacDonald’s face tattooed onto her, and she said she isn't THAT patriotic. I have to say I was a tad ashamed. I have to say if I could have anyone's hair it would be John A. Macdonald. I wish I could show you a picture but my computer is acting up in very strange mannerisms. There we go!
(Willy Wonka anyone?)
In the end Golem’s dad drove us home, right before and saved a misshaped lamppost from some pretty perverse graffiti at the hands of Dee and her sharpies. Oh my sharpies how I loveth them so!
Anyways I must go (unfortunately or fortunately take it as you will), before my computer skanks out on me! I formally bid you a happy adieu! *bows out*