Anon Meme Part 2
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He wanted to fuck Kotetsu's hat.
Yes, that beautiful hat. How it sat on the old man's head, smelling of dandruff and Kenzo, made Barnaby swoon. It was such a lovely thing, with it's brim, floppy body, and sleek stripe down the middle. No other head gear could compare.
But Barnaby knew that such love was never meant to be, and for months he had resisted, pretended he could be satisfied with other hats. He'd bought top hats, and baseball caps, berets and tinfoil contraptions sold by paranoids on the internet. Nothing made him happy. He was going insane.
One night after a show Barnaby found himself sniffing Kotetsu's head as the man leaned in front of him. Kotetsu thought he'd been coming on to him. Things had gotten awkward. If only he knew the truth.
So one day, Barnaby snuck into the change rooms, and stole the hat from Kotetsu's bag.
He knew he only had a short amount of time. The old man was working out more than usual lately, but he was still easily distracted, and could come back any moment. Barnaby had to defile the hat right now or miss his chance forever.
Barnaby locked himself in the stall furthest from the bathroom door. He sniffed the hat. Ah, it was intoxicating.
He felt himself harden. Slowly Barnaby lowered the hat, sliding it down his body. He reached his crotch and rubbed the hat roughly against him. Oh, the band felt so good against him, so right!
Quick as his nickname he undid his fly. He hung the hat on his dick, regretting he couldn't have done this in front of a mirror. He was sure the hat would look good on him.
His hips began to move on their own. Wild jerking movements took over his body as he fucked the hat.He had to bite down on his knuckles to not cry out the hat's name as he quickly came. It was the best sex he ever had in his life.
But now it was over. Sadly the lovers had to part. Barnaby scooped his come out of the hat with some toilet paper. Maybe he could dry it with the hand dryer?
And maybe, if he was very lucky, he could one day mate with his beloved the next time Kotetsu left his locker unlocked.
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Oh god this is more than I hoped for. XDDDD
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One night after a show Barnaby found himself sniffing Kotetsu's head as the man leaned in front of him. Kotetsu thought he'd been coming on to him. Things had gotten awkward. If only he knew the truth. Pffft... Poor Kotetsu!
Oh the lulz! Srsly, you crack me up, W!anon! Bravo!
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let me love you, anon. that's exactly what I thought of ffffffffff
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This was so cracky and genius. I do love you for this XD
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(i lol'd)
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