May 02, 2004 15:55
Table tops are a really stylish trick when done right. I did one, and from all accounts it looked rad. I do them "downside" which means I sort of nose dive them. Well, I landed and my front tire hit some loose rocks and washed out. Now I have less skin on my palms and a very ugly gash on my knee. It probably needed stitches, but my insurance ran out, so fuck that. My knee got hit pretty good, too, so now it is bruised and sore as hell. So here I am, laying on the ground, bleeding, and all I can think about is "do I need some more tofurkey slices from the market?"
Jesus hates pussies.