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You're From Texas if------
1. You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, Refugio, San Antonio, Mexia, Waco, Amarillo, and Waxahachie. (I can pronounce 7 out of 10)
2. You think that people who complain about the wind in their states are just sissies.
3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
4. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
5. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
6. You measure distance in minutes.
7. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean. (thats mean!!)
8. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
9. You have known someone who has had a belt buckle bigger than your fist. (true story.. i really do)
10. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store.
11. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford F350 4x4 is.
12. You know everything goes better with Ranch. (whats funny is my brother Nick does eat everything with ranch!)
13. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.
14. You actually get these jokes and are "fixin'" to send them to your friends. (o i did!)
15. Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation: "You wanna coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?" "Dr. Pepper." (Yes I <3 Dr Pepper!)
Funny Ass Page ^^ Try It Out!!
^^ I Dont Smoke.. Just Thot It Was Funny
<~MegaN~>
You're From Texas if------
1. You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, Refugio, San Antonio, Mexia, Waco, Amarillo, and Waxahachie. (I can pronounce 7 out of 10)
2. You think that people who complain about the wind in their states are just sissies.
3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
4. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
5. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
6. You measure distance in minutes.
7. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean. (thats mean!!)
8. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
9. You have known someone who has had a belt buckle bigger than your fist. (true story.. i really do)
10. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store.
11. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford F350 4x4 is.
12. You know everything goes better with Ranch. (whats funny is my brother Nick does eat everything with ranch!)
13. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.
14. You actually get these jokes and are "fixin'" to send them to your friends. (o i did!)
15. Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation: "You wanna coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?" "Dr. Pepper." (Yes I <3 Dr Pepper!)