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0000000mgggtggg R0TFFl00rzzzzz! You peeps will never guess what I did! I was s00000 fUck3d up! I slept with a smelly 0ld homeless man f0r cok3!!! L0Lz!!
If yous bitches make fun of him he's got gats and 40s that he can thr0w at your head, I know cuz I cut myself with one of them and then he gave me some beer and crack and I smoked like at least 100 cigerattes in like 10 sec0ndzzzzz heehee! I need a xanax cuZ Im pretty sure I'm starting to feel something. Seri0usly! I'm s000 bad ass.
My panti3s still h4ve tar on them from the dumpster?? Can you get an STD from tr4sh??? Like, real garbagez not me. Tomorrow I'm gonna get an0ther tat00 th4t sayzz CRACK HORE l0lzzzzzzQ!!
D00d, it's g0nna be s000 funny.
p.s The Vogue Paris p3opl3z finally called my ass back and they said that I am going to be the n3xt supermodel and I can skip all the 0ther 2197409127490127490127490712904719024790127409172041873451284 wannabe models and go ahead and scedule a shoot for the c0ver! It r00lez! Th3y said my horse mouth and trashy diamond tat00 pluS all the marks I should have from cutting myself during my tramatic, trematic?? (sp???? L0Lzzz!) (n0te to self: pr0duce s0me kind of real marks next tiM3 Donnie has sex with 15 girlZ and doesn't even invite me! it's m0re c0nvincing LOLzzz!)
OKay pease Bitches!
-the alwayz aw3som3! (nico)TINE DREAMMMM