THIS IS THE INTERNET!
This very clever would-be politician needs your money. His opponent, Arlen the Hutt is a bloviating dickbag of anti-science anti-choice pro-censorship douchery.
He must be stopped, and Sean Tevis is working on turning the system in his favor. Statistically, money is what it takes to win. But Sean doesn't have that much, and he can't rely on the people he knows to be able to donate enough. So he's appealing to the Internet- if 3,000 people donate $8.34, he'll hit his financial goals. Doesn't mean he'll win, but think about this: the most donors anyone has ever had in Kansas is 644. The press he'd get for 3,000 donors alone would devastate his regressive and bloviating dickbag opponent.
GRIMLOCK SAY DONATE!
He must be stopped, and Sean Tevis is working on turning the system in his favor. Statistically, money is what it takes to win. But Sean doesn't have that much, and he can't rely on the people he knows to be able to donate enough. So he's appealing to the Internet- if 3,000 people donate $8.34, he'll hit his financial goals. Doesn't mean he'll win, but think about this: the most donors anyone has ever had in Kansas is 644. The press he'd get for 3,000 donors alone would devastate his regressive and bloviating dickbag opponent.
GRIMLOCK SAY DONATE!