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Apr 15, 2006 22:15


Ten Top Trivia Tips about Leigh-Ann!
  1. Leigh-Ann will always turn right when leaving a cave!
  2. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Leigh-Ann!
  3. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Leigh-Ann would protect them from evil spirits.
  4. Leigh-Ann is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary!
  5. If you break Leigh-Ann, you will get seven years of bad luck!
  6. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Leigh-Ann.
  7. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Leigh-Ann.
  8. Leigh-Ann cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
  9. The patron saint of Leigh-Ann is Saint Eugenie.
  10. When Leigh-Ann is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.


Ten Top Trivia Tips about Robert!
  1. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Robert and water!
  2. Robert will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42°C.
  3. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Robert!
  4. In 1982 Time Magazine named Robert its 'Man of the Year'!
  5. Robert is only six percent water.
  6. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Robert.
  7. Robert will often glow under UV light.
  8. Robert is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out.
  9. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Robert is near.
  10. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Robert.


Ten Top Trivia Tips about Varley!
  1. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Varley to reach the earth's core.
  2. Varley can use only about ten percent of his brain.
  3. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Varley had to pay a special Varley tax!
  4. Varley is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Varley!
  5. If you cut Varley in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
  6. In his entire life, Varley will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
  7. The liquid inside Varley can be used as a substitute for blood plasma!
  8. Varley can't sweat!
  9. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Varley!
  10. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Varley.


Ten Top Trivia Tips about AL's Mom!
  1. AL's Mom cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
  2. AL's Mom is the sacred animal of Thailand.
  3. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating AL's Mom from each salad served in first class.
  4. If you drop AL's Mom from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground!
  5. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than AL's Mom, and 400 times smaller.
  6. AL's Mom will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
  7. The word 'samba' means 'to rub AL's Mom'.
  8. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw AL's Mom into a volcano it would stop erupting!
  9. Banging your head against AL's Mom uses 150 calories an hour.
  10. Baskin Robbins once made AL's Mom flavoured ice cream.
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