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[t1nkurbell]

Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date,
we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.
Chelsea Handler

I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to
drink to make myself more fun to be around.
I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.
Chelsea Handler