Not a Spawn of Hell
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I pulled over and changed kingalii's flat tire (15 points). Last Sunday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last month I gave kitcatbites a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In June I committed genocide... Sorry about that, wishesforsale (-5000 points). In May valentina_marie and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5021 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
t0rm3nt
Uh, do you think Santa will accept a sort of "I didn't know better" excuse? ^^;;;