This ones for my favorite cousin.
Rump shakin both wayz
Make u do a double take....
Morg + Mand= doubleMhottness
So there's this hot chick who lives on MIddletown Ave right..? Oh my god like seriously...shes like hottest broad I've ever seen....
Oh my god wait...SHES MY COUSIN. This summer has been the best one i've ever had thanks to this girl. Let me explain to you our life story...
I was born first. Then morgan was born 6 months later. And we were hot shit even at the age of 1. I have pictures...if you don't believe me. Okay so we used to play together and crap...like little kids do...Jamie used to babysit us and one time I called 911. HA. good times.
Then like 11 years went by and we didn't hang out like douchebags. It took us like 5 hours to warm up to each other...cause we were retarted 11 year olds.
Then Jessa's wedding came. Then my life started. haha.
I love Morgan. She is seriously like my sister. WAIT...she is! GODSISTERS FOR LIFE. <3
Ok so then we went camping...and it was CRAZY. I've never had so much fun. God i love her. haha.
So now...morgan is like my life. i get withdrawl and im so totally addicted.
And now im gunna do some awesome lyrics to explain to you what our life is like....
Don't piss me off and
Son, better let ya'll know you lucky
Cause if I come out buckin
The whole world better be duckin.......this really captures morgan's whole attitude. When we went camping some bitches tried to say something to us....oh hell no. we took care of that. haha
Pass da blunts on the left hand side
Pass da blunts on the left hand side...that really enough said
If you a fly gal get your nails done
Get a pedicure, get your hair did
Boy, lift it up, let's make a toast-a
Let's get drunk, that's gon' bring us closer
Don't I look like a Halle Berry poster
See the Belvedere playin' tricks on ya
Girlfriend wanna be like me, never
You won't find a bitch that's even better........thats pretty given too.
I LOVE YOU MORGAN!!!!