How to Beat Up Anything
Ok, go to the bathroom first, or the Mark Wahlberg stuff will make you wet yourself laughing.
From Noah Hawley's blog
"When it comes to learning on the Internet, I can think of no better Web site than How to Beat Up Anything. Because you never know when you might come face to face with a monkey with a hammer, the common cold, or the unlikely team of a Tyrannosaurus rex and actor Mark Wahlberg. The site provides tips on strategy, technique and armaments; i.e. "if you ever find yourself in a Roman coliseum about to fight multiple enemies for the amusement of a blood-thirsty crowd, whatever you do, don't pick the "weighted throwing net." This kind of salient, timely information is indispensable in today's dog-eat-dog economic climate."
http://www.howtobeatupanything.com/