I'm gonna buy me some HOOKERS.
They were selling people at school today! No foolin'. It was totes embarrassing. They were auctioning off our school's "Most Sought-After Singles" for sexy dinner dates (WITH PIZZA!). This one guy got bought for 55 bucks by this girl that had just finished buying some other guy for 20 bucks. It was just ridiculous. Practically all the girls being bought were scantily-clad and flipping their hair and shit. I was embarrassed for them. To be fair, I might've considered buying myself one of the guys, but they were all popular j-holes. Maybe if they were selling that incredibly adorable Grade 9 kid that I always see walking around the halls. I wish I knew who the fuck that kid is, because I totally want that sweet ass. Same with that Grade 11 kid... I'm rambling, you guys have no clue what I'm on about. But anyways, yes. Borderline prostitution. It's where it's at, yo. (No! My school is not always this skeezy!)
And now, I shall be away to design some sort of wedding dress for some sort of school function. I'm not clear on the specifics. And write a monologue wherein I am a dying old man. *sigh* Good times.
And now, I shall be away to design some sort of wedding dress for some sort of school function. I'm not clear on the specifics. And write a monologue wherein I am a dying old man. *sigh* Good times.