What not to say at Canadian Idol auditions

[szara]

• "I'm the next Canadian Idol!  The search stops here."
• "All my friends told me I rock."
• "They OBVIOUSLY don't know talent when they see it."
• "It's my destiny to be the next Canadian Idol."
• "I'll DIE if I don't get to Toronto!!!!1111*"

(From juggerneko):

• "I'VE GOT 10 POUNDS OF DYNAMITE STRAPPED 'ROUND MY WAIST! ME! IDOL! NOW!!!"
• "My Mom told me I rock."
• "And now for a lesson in r-r-r-rythm m-m-m-management."
• "*psst* ...I'll pay you under the table... If ya know what I mean... *wink wink*"
• o/` "IIIII'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS..." o/`
• "I was actually runner-up for American Idol, so you can just give me the Canadian title now."
• "I placed 1st at my local karaoke, this'll be a snap!"

Feel free to add your own.  The advice would be appreciated!

*("Toronto" is to CI as "Hollywood" is to AI)