Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 8
This chapter is titled "The Milk of Life", and not since Chapter 22 of Too Exposed was called "Joining" have I been more disturbed by a chapter title.
( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 8 )
( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 8 )
Oh great. They're not gonna... they are, aren't they? ...it'll be a while until I can look at any kind of milk again.
“When you’re up to it, I think you should do me,”
*snrk*
I'm reminded of a certain description from The Eye of Argon.
The one the MSTing described as "a pair of cantaloupes attached to a baseball bat" or something like that? Thin enouff 2 b anorexic but wif relly big bobs, to roughly paraphrase My Immortal? And Crabbe is still drawn to the horror-boobs? It's trainwreck fascination, clear and simple.
Maybe I've read too much My Immortal, but "madly" as an adverb on a dialogue tag just makes me think of "I yelled in madly". (And then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent.)
Same here, I'd say, but then I've read My Immortal so often there were times I could quote it to the typo.
Though if this had just been some random dead wizard who had no idea why these people thought he was Slytherin, that might actually have been funny.
As long as it doesn't go the way of... what was the fic Sith sporked on tumblr? With Squirrelmort? One of the Robst ones, right?
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The very same. She's "slender" with a "trim build" but has "huge outcropping breasts" and even speaks "bustily".
As long as it doesn't go the way of... what was the fic Sith sporked on tumblr? With Squirrelmort? One of the Robst ones, right?
Knowledge is Power, the one where the ceiling falls on them in the Ministry at the end of Order of the Phoenix and they're sent back in time when they meet Lily and James in the afterlife. In which Harry has a magic gun (where'd he purchase that?) that can shoot clean through Shield Charms because why not. Not quite as bad as ITWATN.
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