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Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 22

Apr 21, 2013 22:47

Everything you need to know about Chapter 22 of Hogwarts Too Exposed is that it's titled "Joining" and sports a warning that:

This chapter contains a large amount of sexual content which some readers might find objectionable.

And yes, this is the uncensored version. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

( Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 22 )

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duster April 21 2013, 23:02:20 UTC

This is the chapter I was dreading. Because it confirms that everyone on the cast is a robot programmed to be vaguely human.

Apologies for the long reply, I have so much to say about this chapter.

Emily turned toward Jamie. "Do you return the favor and suck Alex's penis?" she asked Jamie without the least trepidation.
Having been an 11 year old girl (over a decade ago, lord I'm old) I can tell you from experience no 11 year old girl talks like she's your physician about to administer an STD test.

"Okay you two," Harry said, pointing to the chesterfield. "Time for a father, daughter, mother talk."
Assuming Alex is still here, why isn't Harry having a natural father reaction to walking in on his (adopted) daughter having sex and clubbing the offending boy with the nearest object that isn't nailed down?

"Alex, are you and Jamie getting married?" Emily asked bluntly.
Alex was caught off guard, but looked lovingly at Jamie who was now sitting on his lap. He gave her a brief hug. "Yes, we are. Actually we were just discussing it today. We still have a year at Hogwarts and then hopefully Auror training, but after that we want to get married."
Wait, aren't they 15? If you want to break the laws of marriage, Deserving is that way.

"Can we get back to talking about sex," Emily said with annoyance as she looked at her Dad. "How are we expected to know how to do things if no one ever teaches us or at least lets us watch them do it?"
WHOA WHOA WHOA. WHAT.

Everything about the psuedo-incest lesbian sex.

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szaleniec1000 April 21 2013, 23:29:44 UTC

And they're already 16 by this point, though nobody has had an on-screen birthday.

duster April 22 2013, 03:59:33 UTC

Age of consent I can let slide because teenagers gonna teenage. It's the marriage I was going "bwuh?" at.

Snatching from other fanfics makes sense though given the track record of creepy ephebophilia I wouldn't put it past Neil to come up with teen marriages on his own.

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szaleniec1000 April 22 2013, 11:13:10 UTC

I've no idea what Neil intended the age of majority to be in HE. It's 17 in the books, but he has Jamie declare herself to be of age when she's 16, and there's other dialogue implying it to be 18.

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