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Today was really tiring.
I got out of bed just to watch the sunrise, then went back to bed until lunch.
I feel like the universe is out to get me for something I am not aware I did to bring this retro karma onto myself.
I'm so Horny right now I could run naked through a lesbian bar!
Last night I had to finish my term paper on the history of pre-communist Russian society. I focussed on the needs of women. I think it's ok, but if I don't pass this I'll lose my scholarship.
I want to tell the world to get fucked.
I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I'm going to cut out Robert's heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my girlfriend in the nude (but don't tell her that I've posted them here - she'll kill me! Har har.)
I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, and a healthy imagination.
You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you who you're sexually compatible with.
"Some people sing about Duetch girls or Girls from california, they might be all right for a night alright- but don't trust them I warn you. I've been to the East and I've been out West and I've been the world around, and I ain't seen a lie anywhere near a girl from a Ireland Town."
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with my favourite Buffy fan-fiction piece I wrote last year when I was in hospital.
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Today was really tiring.
I got out of bed just to watch the sunrise, then went back to bed until lunch.
I feel like the universe is out to get me for something I am not aware I did to bring this retro karma onto myself.
I'm so Horny right now I could run naked through a lesbian bar!
Last night I had to finish my term paper on the history of pre-communist Russian society. I focussed on the needs of women. I think it's ok, but if I don't pass this I'll lose my scholarship.
I want to tell the world to get fucked.
I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I'm going to cut out Robert's heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my girlfriend in the nude (but don't tell her that I've posted them here - she'll kill me! Har har.)
I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, and a healthy imagination.
You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you who you're sexually compatible with.
"Some people sing about Duetch girls or Girls from california, they might be all right for a night alright- but don't trust them I warn you. I've been to the East and I've been out West and I've been the world around, and I ain't seen a lie anywhere near a girl from a Ireland Town."
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with my favourite Buffy fan-fiction piece I wrote last year when I was in hospital.
Created with the Gregor's Semi-Automatic LiveJournal Updater™. Update your journal today!
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