For you!
It's almost hard to belive Livejournal still exists, being means nobody uses it anymore. I'm not gonna lie, typing the words "livejournal" was weird and now I feel awkward.
But I was in the neighborhood and decided to update this bad boy, seeing as I haven't done so in months. So here, read this:
My love life no longer requires the consumption of alcohol in order to function properly. I have a boyfriend who fills me with glee and spoils me with crazy gifts. If he ever leaves me, I'll kill him.
I also have a best friend who's not funny and who makes it her number one priority to make my life a living hell. If she's not setting my house ablaze, you'll find her spreading nasty rumors about me to all my friends, or adding blue food coloring to my laundry load.
None of the above is true. My best friend says lots of funny things and puts a smile on my face when things are lookin' grim. I enjoy spending time with her because she's a blasty blast and introduces me to exotic games, such as Rummikub(roomy cube...get it?). Julie Nelson loves me, feeds me, and will never leave me. Knowing this comforts me. :)
I am sixteen and have no driving experience whatsoever, which means I am qualified to do nothing. I'm too embarrassed to go back to the DMV and attempt getting my permit again because I fear that everyone will recognize me and snicker as I walk past them. "There's the girl who doesn't know anything," they'll say.
Moving to a new city is much more exciting now that I know I will be able to attend Western as usual. When we settle into our castle, I'm throwing a house party. But nobody can touch anything.
Love,
Pee Pee Johanson
But I was in the neighborhood and decided to update this bad boy, seeing as I haven't done so in months. So here, read this:
My love life no longer requires the consumption of alcohol in order to function properly. I have a boyfriend who fills me with glee and spoils me with crazy gifts. If he ever leaves me, I'll kill him.
I also have a best friend who's not funny and who makes it her number one priority to make my life a living hell. If she's not setting my house ablaze, you'll find her spreading nasty rumors about me to all my friends, or adding blue food coloring to my laundry load.
None of the above is true. My best friend says lots of funny things and puts a smile on my face when things are lookin' grim. I enjoy spending time with her because she's a blasty blast and introduces me to exotic games, such as Rummikub(roomy cube...get it?). Julie Nelson loves me, feeds me, and will never leave me. Knowing this comforts me. :)
I am sixteen and have no driving experience whatsoever, which means I am qualified to do nothing. I'm too embarrassed to go back to the DMV and attempt getting my permit again because I fear that everyone will recognize me and snicker as I walk past them. "There's the girl who doesn't know anything," they'll say.
Moving to a new city is much more exciting now that I know I will be able to attend Western as usual. When we settle into our castle, I'm throwing a house party. But nobody can touch anything.
Love,
Pee Pee Johanson