When the fuck did we get ice cream?
About how many times did you check this page to see if I updated? A few times a day at least, correct? Don't fret... I don't blame you. I am pretty awesome. It's only natural that you would want to check in on me and see if I led you any deeper into the cave of my life.
Sheesh, I'm such a jerk. How do you people put up with it?
So how about that Christmas? Mine was pretty exceptional. Can Christmas ever be anything less than exceptional? No, it can't. Don't attempt to prove me wrong. The Mazella Di Bosco family was over as usual, and I got some pretty cool gifts (i.e. lots of books, candles,pajamas,etc.)
There was also a surplus amount of food that will no doubt last us through the winter. We're prepared little mammals, us Corteos. Squirrels ain't got nothing on us.
I've been hanging with the Nelsatron5000 a lot this winter break. It's been pretty cool, except for the times when she drools everywhere. Then it calls for some heavy duty paper towels and a respectable amount of bear tranquilizer to sedate her in her outrageous,uproarious state. Other than that, I guess she's alright. Her family, however, is top notch.
My little brother,Giovanni, is slamming doors continuously at this particular moment in time. I'm not sure what he's trying to get across. I believe he is unhappy...and I'm supposed to be babysitting right now, so perhaps I should go tend to him. Farewell.
Happy New Year :)
Sheesh, I'm such a jerk. How do you people put up with it?
So how about that Christmas? Mine was pretty exceptional. Can Christmas ever be anything less than exceptional? No, it can't. Don't attempt to prove me wrong. The Mazella Di Bosco family was over as usual, and I got some pretty cool gifts (i.e. lots of books, candles,pajamas,etc.)
There was also a surplus amount of food that will no doubt last us through the winter. We're prepared little mammals, us Corteos. Squirrels ain't got nothing on us.
I've been hanging with the Nelsatron5000 a lot this winter break. It's been pretty cool, except for the times when she drools everywhere. Then it calls for some heavy duty paper towels and a respectable amount of bear tranquilizer to sedate her in her outrageous,uproarious state. Other than that, I guess she's alright. Her family, however, is top notch.
My little brother,Giovanni, is slamming doors continuously at this particular moment in time. I'm not sure what he's trying to get across. I believe he is unhappy...and I'm supposed to be babysitting right now, so perhaps I should go tend to him. Farewell.
Happy New Year :)