1.)This hurricane is pretty wimpy so far, but I still have faith that it will pull through. Don't disappoint me, Katrina. The fate of my homework lies in your feeble hands.
2.)My dog Paco, however, is not enjoying the storm as much as I am and has resorted to taking shelter underneath the computer desk next to the tangled mass of wires. Wonderful selection, Paquito. Way to go.
3.)Dane wants to hang out today, but all I really wanna do is snuggle under the sheets with my fuzzy blanket and watch reruns of the Golden Girls. On the TV in my room....that I don't have. ZING ZING ZING.
4.)I've drank 5 bottles of water this morning and I've only been awake about an hour and a half. Not because I'm thirsty, but because I'm bored. I really need a hobby.
Meet Pepe' Le Cork. For those of you who don't know the story about PePe'...he originated on a cruise to Mexico that I went on a few years back. I met this kid George, and he had one SICK imagination.He followed me everywhere, even to the shores of Cozumel.He invented little PePe' and he's been in our hearts ever since. Pepe' is pretty much the lead character in my new comic book series, "Secret Ninjas Battle the Press". He may be small,but he's lethal. He specializes in kicking ass and providing detailed game plans for the Secret Ninja clan. Pepe' is respected and feared throughout all the kingdom, and is held amognst the highest authority everywhere. You don't want to be caught in a scirmish with this badass. He's thirsty for blood.