puzzling expectations

[sysd]

I've noticed some troubling changes with rosindust lately. I'm worried that perhaps she's undergoing some sort of seasonal something or other - I mean, she's been telling me that it's my fault that she's getting kind of plump, when all I can see is that she's sleeping and eating a lot more, even though she's also been complaining about tummy troubles. I tried to talk with her about losing weight, but she told me that she's going to gain weight until late springtime/early summer, but that then she'll lose somewhere between seven to ten pounds all at once. I dunno, that sounds like a pretty crazy diet to me.  Fortunately, she's also gone to a doctor - but get this - she's going to an Ob-Gyn instead of a regular doctor. I'm like, is this some sort of crazy chick hormonal thing? and she just looks at me like I'm retarded.   What gives?

Oh well. I'm sure this will all pass. At least her boobs are growing.