(no subject)
Dear Sirs/Ma'ams
Recent experiences have led me to the conclusion that The Gap may not be the best place for me to spend a considerable portion of my sweet youth. In a fortnight (336 hours), I will be leaving the employment of The Gap, TheGap.com, and any subsidiaries, parent companies, international trade organizations, or shadow governments to which I may also be contractually obligated. I will be joinding the crew of an Aurturian megafreighter and will be gone for 90 of your Earth years, although for me it will seem only like 6 months. And since my position will surely be automated by the year 2095, I see no reason to maintain our business relationship.
I remain,
[NAME WITHELD]
Recent experiences have led me to the conclusion that The Gap may not be the best place for me to spend a considerable portion of my sweet youth. In a fortnight (336 hours), I will be leaving the employment of The Gap, TheGap.com, and any subsidiaries, parent companies, international trade organizations, or shadow governments to which I may also be contractually obligated. I will be joinding the crew of an Aurturian megafreighter and will be gone for 90 of your Earth years, although for me it will seem only like 6 months. And since my position will surely be automated by the year 2095, I see no reason to maintain our business relationship.
I remain,
[NAME WITHELD]