You Silly Japanese!!
Guys, my childhood was raped yesterday. SEVERELY. RAPED.
So we were discussing Pokemon on the bus because i have no money for car insurance because I'm cool like that, and we discovered that Pokemon is a penis game.
Ah yes, I hear your childhoods too, are screaming for evidence.
WEEEELLL. Here's a list, and here so commences your mind-rape;
In HG/SS, if you save your game while facing up on the screen, your person will turn to face your pokemon and crouch with their face veeeeeerry close to where I'm assuming a pokemon's crotch area would be. Hello bestiality bj. This would look especially bad if you had a roughly human-shaped pokemon following you.
In the original R/B/Y games, Brock was a gym leader who specialized in the rock-hard rock-type. He had two stone ball-shaped geodude and one of the long rock snake pokemon onix. In a twist of sexual masochism, one of onix's favorite moves was bide. Imagine the conversation he could've had with an Officer Jenny / Nurse Joy - 'Hey, do you wanna see my onix? He's really big and hard.'
Sudowoodo is another rock-type pokemon, whose body shape is a long, cylindric 'trunk' with two arms with spherical, bush-like attachments. Also, its pokemon menu sprite in all games during and after the original G/S/C games wiggled as its animation.
Obviously, the infamous 'Palkia Incident'. Its battle sprite as your pokemon is the round object on its shoulder, along with its neck and head, which connect together to form what can roughly be described as a long, cylindrical object. I'm sure that one of its attack animations require a white beam of some sort, but I simply haven't found it yet.
Elite Four trainer Flint in the P/D games had both a lopunny (definitely a female pokemon) and a sudowoodo. I wonder if he had them play together?
So far, this is all I can think of. As soon as I can find more, I will post.
♥ Sorry if the truth hurts