Mother Nature declared a threat; New member to Axis of Evil
Following the attack by Mother Nature on America, the President of the United States, has deemed Mother Nature a source of terrorism for the fear and death it has imposed on the inhabitants of New Orleans and the gulf coast in general.
This dangerous force has the ability to strike the US any time anywhere without warning or consideration to who its targets are. MN has also attacked other nations across the world without a single care and is rumoured to have connections with Bin Laden and Al Quieda.
According to the CIA, Mother Nature has had contact with Saddam and his Bathist regime throughout the last 35 years. Pentagon think Tanks have drawn the conclusion that it was Mother Nature who assisted Saddam in hiding and perhaps disposing of his infamous WMD stockpiles.
MN also took part in the Iraq war, by casting a sand storm to help the Iraqi military and hamper the US war effort, which was responsible for the death of many American patriots and damage to US Imperial forces during the campaign. The president however shall assure the public that such illegal participation in that war and any other war, shall not be tolerated by the US government. It is rumoured that breezes and gushes of wind have been sealed in air tight containers in Guantanamo Bay as punishment as well as a warning to mother nature, illustrating the fact that she can not escape justice and America.
Due to the threat posed by Mother Nature to US interests world wide, the government has added her to the Axis of Evil. The Pentagon is already in the stages of preparing a pre-emptive strike to combat this highly dangerous threat.
Also sanctions are to be imposed on Father time too, due to the close relationship that has and still does exist between the two.
These actions will make the world a safer place for the United States.
God Bless America!
This dangerous force has the ability to strike the US any time anywhere without warning or consideration to who its targets are. MN has also attacked other nations across the world without a single care and is rumoured to have connections with Bin Laden and Al Quieda.
According to the CIA, Mother Nature has had contact with Saddam and his Bathist regime throughout the last 35 years. Pentagon think Tanks have drawn the conclusion that it was Mother Nature who assisted Saddam in hiding and perhaps disposing of his infamous WMD stockpiles.
MN also took part in the Iraq war, by casting a sand storm to help the Iraqi military and hamper the US war effort, which was responsible for the death of many American patriots and damage to US Imperial forces during the campaign. The president however shall assure the public that such illegal participation in that war and any other war, shall not be tolerated by the US government. It is rumoured that breezes and gushes of wind have been sealed in air tight containers in Guantanamo Bay as punishment as well as a warning to mother nature, illustrating the fact that she can not escape justice and America.
Due to the threat posed by Mother Nature to US interests world wide, the government has added her to the Axis of Evil. The Pentagon is already in the stages of preparing a pre-emptive strike to combat this highly dangerous threat.
Also sanctions are to be imposed on Father time too, due to the close relationship that has and still does exist between the two.
These actions will make the world a safer place for the United States.
God Bless America!