Big Red

May 28, 2009 09:37

I was at the Post Office yesterday, standing in line over at the bulk mail department, and I had a nostalgic feeling overtake me....I wanted a Big Red.  Yup, you know the drink?  I wondered if it was still being made, cause who drinks Big Red?  You don't see commercials for it; you don't see anyone around drinking it, so who in their right mind drinks it regularly to keep it in business?  It's gotta be supported by a bigger company like coke or something, but anyway, I had to have one!

I went to 7-11, and found one - though it was a liter.  Yeah, I looked all over for a small can or even a 20oz.  Nope.  No luck.  F^()# it; I bought the liter.

Hmm, something smells good...oh hot dogs on sale?  Free chili and cheese?  Hmm, might go great with my Big Red huh?  Ok.

As I sat in my car clogging my system with cheap delicious filth, I suddenly felt like being in an 80s movie or something.  Me, my Big Red, and a 7-11 chili cheese hot dog!  All that was missing was a red leather jacket and the Michael Jackson glove with Billy Idol on the radio!

Retro never tasted so good.

Till next time, Frag a friend.

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