May 28, 2009 09:37
I was at the Post Office yesterday, standing in line over at the bulk mail department, and I had a nostalgic feeling overtake me....I wanted a Big Red. Yup, you know the drink? I wondered if it was still being made, cause who drinks Big Red? You don't see commercials for it; you don't see anyone around drinking it, so who in their right mind drinks it regularly to keep it in business? It's gotta be supported by a bigger company like coke or something, but anyway, I had to have one!
I went to 7-11, and found one - though it was a liter. Yeah, I looked all over for a small can or even a 20oz. Nope. No luck. F^()# it; I bought the liter.
Hmm, something smells good...oh hot dogs on sale? Free chili and cheese? Hmm, might go great with my Big Red huh? Ok.
As I sat in my car clogging my system with cheap delicious filth, I suddenly felt like being in an 80s movie or something. Me, my Big Red, and a 7-11 chili cheese hot dog! All that was missing was a red leather jacket and the Michael Jackson glove with Billy Idol on the radio!
Retro never tasted so good.
Till next time, Frag a friend.
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