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Girls Gone Wild Vol. 1, Girls Gone Wild: Sexy Party, Sex Kittens. Johnny Christ was in a dilemma.
It was a typical Sunday for Johnny as he strolled along the isles of his favorite porn shop. There were so many titles to choose from every time he came here, it seemed to him they just restocked it for his pleasure.
It was a fairly decent porn shop for Huntington Beach. It wasn’t big ,mind you, for the fact that he actually liked being somewhat original with the porn he watched, instead of everyone seeing the exact same thing he did. He also liked the fact that there were different sections for everyone to enjoy. There was the girl on girl (his favorite section), guy on girl, guy on guy (which he never in a million years would go into), and then the typical sex toys and various foreign porn he still had yet to wander through.
As he was looking through the titles from his favorite porn star he heard the familiar jingle from the front door. With out paying much attention to it he simply just minded his own business not really wanting to know where the customers go to, for the reason of having know a little too much information about them.
He made his way down the isle a little more when a few minutes later he heard a very familiar voice at the counter. He raised his eyes up and was surprised to see his fellow band mate chatting with the cashier in the front of the store.
“Hey Brian!” he yelled as loud as he possibly could from where he was without drawing too much attention to himself. But as the way it was going Brian flat out ignored him. He knitted his eyebrows together and set the DVD he had in his hand down to try and catch up with his friend,
As he got to the other end of the isle, Brian was done talking to the cashier and quickly headed out the front door.
“Hey dude, that guy you were talking to, what did he want?” The cashier looked at him blankly for a bit then pointed outside.
“Brian? Oh he’s a regular here and he was wondering if we had his usual is all. I think he’s coming back to get the money. May I ask why you’re asking?” He studied Johnny with a heavy look, but all he did was just shrug.
“Nah, I was just wondering cause he’s my friend and I didn’t know he came here is all. Sorry for bothering you,” he nodded and headed back to where he was before, but just as he was about to grab for his choice he saw Brian rush in again and quickly back to the cash register.
This time instead of drawing attention to himself he decided to sneak up on Brian and give the man a heart attack ,cause well, that’s just the kind of fucker Johnny was. He ducked down into the sea of naked people DVD covers and quickly rushed to a cardboard model and crouched down behind it wanting to jump out and make his friend shit his pants.
“Ya Bri the uh DVD and robe you want for za-”
“SHHHH will you quiet down? I told you a million times not to say the name!” Johnny waited a little longer due to his sudden interest in eavesdropping.
“Woah Bri, sorry it kinda slipped. But the stuff is where it’s supposed to be so just go back and get it. I’ll make sure to mark it down for you,” Brian slammed his hand on the counter making Johnny jump a little.
“Mark are you fucking kidding me? I can’t go back there! What if someone sees me?!” The cashier looked around with an annoyed expression.
“Yea cause there’s so many people in a porn store on a Sunday. Brian just suck it up. No one’s gunna see, just get it and go out you’ll be fine,” Brian just pouted and looked around just to reassure himself.
“God fine don’t leave to go ANYWHERE you hear me? If I get caught I swear I’m suing,” Mark rolled his eyes and Brian sneakly left the counter to the back of the store. Instead of sneaking up on Brian, Johnny had a new intention of not getting caught at all to see what Brian was talking about. He popped up from behind the naked cardboard model and slinked his way past the S&M marked section and behind a curtain he didn’t even knew existed til now.
The room he entered after Brian was very dark, but had a very nice feel to it. It wasn’t like the rest of the store at all, no, this room had a very different sort of vibe to it that Johnny just could not place a finger on. He heard a noise coming from further back in the room and almost forgot what his mission was. He squinted in the dark to see yet another cardboard model so he used his chance to crouch down once more. He saw the shadow of his friend work quickly in the corner picking something up, but at the awkward angle Johnny was in he couldn’t quite see what was going on.
He stood up a little more to see if he could get a better view from where he was, but being as it was so dark all he saw was the slender silhouette of Brian. He looked around in the darkness to see if there was anyway he could closer to Brian, but he still could not see anything. He nodded to himself and decided to take a risk and try to move closer no matter if there was nothing to hide behind. The first moves were successful which made him feel like a legit spy following a criminal. But just as he got closer to his friend he took a wrong step and his foot landed in something very gooey which made him slip and fall with a loud crash making various items fall onto him as well.
He looked up to see if Brian heard him, and sure enough it seemed like Brian was in that same rush he was in earlier and sprinted out, turning on a light Johnny didn’t even know was in the room. As his eyes adjusted to the now lit room and he first looked down at his foot that was now covered in a pink substance. He sat up rubbing his head due to him hitting on the floor. He squinted his eyes and picked up a bottle that was right by him making his eyes grow wide. ‘Strawberry Lube: for your special anal pleasures,’ was written very boldly on the front of the small bottle. He threw it in front of him and quickly stood up looking around the room to see just exactly where he was. To the right he saw boxes of various anal beads and gay magazines with three naked men sprawled out on the covers. To his left he saw shelves upon shelves of various guy on guy videos. And then, turning around he saw the cardboard he was crouched behind making him almost pass out. It was two men in a position he would have never thought existed.
Though he was frozen to the spot still terrified at what he was seeing, he managed to walk out through the pink curtain and past the front counter to the front of the store.
“Sir? Did you get anything? Are you done shopping?” Johnny stopped going out the door adnd turned to the cashier.
“Uh yea,” he cleared his throat at the awkward octave he was now at. “Sorry, uhm, where just did Brian go to? Did he say?”
“I think back to his house, at least that’s what he always does. Every Sunday he gets his stuff and heads back to use the shit he just bought,” Johnny stared the cashier down while trying to think who in the world Brian could be having sex with. Him and Michelle broke up months ago and from what he told the band he said he was off dating for awhile. And more importantly why the fuck was he in the gay porn section of the store?
“You said he goes home and uses the stuff he just bought. So that means he doesn’t buy it for someone else?” The cashier looked a little uncomfortable by the way Johnny stared at him.
“Uh, he uses it with someone else, but why does it matter I can’t say anyway he’d kill me.” Johnny nodded and started back at the door.
“Thanks man! You said enough!” He rushed into his car quickly turning the ignition ripping out of the parking lot in full speed to his new destination.
Of course with his luck the traffic was insanely bad on PCH so he had to sit with all the new thoughts of Brian that floated around in his head. Is he gay!? I would have never think that coming from one of the biggest whores of the band excluding myself! Johnny finally approached the familiar Casa del Syn and studied the front of the house skeptically wondering if he should even try and ask what’s going on in there. He took a deep breath then slowly made his way out of car and to the front door.
He took another deep breath and pressed the doorbell hearing the echoing of the ding dong through out the gigantic house. He closed his eyes and shook his head at what he was actually doing. He stood at the door for a couple of seconds when he heard a loud groan from inside, then the door opened to a very exposed Brian in nothing but a leopard banana hammock and a robe. Brian’s eyes got as wide as Johnny’s and he quickly covered himself back up.
“J-Johnny? What’s up man?” Johnny stared at Brian blankly then cleared his throat.
“Uh, I should ask you the same question?” Brian gulped what seemed to be a like a large amount of saliva down and just shrugged.
“I’m just chillin dude. Thinking of going swimming in a little bit, yea that’s it I’m guna go swimming!” Johnny looked at him skeptically and decided to stretch this out as best as he could.
“Oh sweet dude! Can I join? I can just run up to your room and get another pair of trunks. And I can can grab you a pair too cause your not fucking swimming with me in those things,” He pointed to Brian’s crotch and smirked.
“Uh, though I’d love to Johnny, since it’s a Sunday and all I was hoping just to spend the day to myself,” Johnny laughed and patted Brian on the back.
“Oh you’re funny! You hate being alone, we might not be best friends, but I know that much. Now I’ll just run up there and we can have a few beers and have a good time!” Johnny rushed past him and started heading up the stairs.
“JOHNNY NO WAIT DON’T GO UP THERE!” But it was too late Johnny was already to the master bedroom. He heard Brian run up the stairs and follow him so he decided just to open the door and walk in. The room was dark and he was fairly surprised to see that there was nobody in there. He walked further into the room seeing that candles were lit everywhere and a soft ballad was playing in the room making the scene for a very intense love making.
“Johnny! I’ll get the fucking swim trunks! Don’t fucking just walk into my room like th-”
“Brian baby is that you I’m getting lonely in here,” Johnny’s eyes were as wide as dinner plates as he saw a very wet and a very naked Zack walk out from the bathroom connected to the bedroom.
“Z-zack?” Johnny’s voice rose an octave again when he saw Zack instantly try and cover himself with his hands.
“Johnny!?!? What the fuck are you doing here?!” Zack squeaked.
“I should ask you the same question!! Why are you naked?!” Brian stood in between the two men.
“Zack go back in the bathroom now. Johnny, get the fuck out of my room.” Johnny watched Zack go back in, but still remained in the room.
“No! I saw you at the porn store and I followed you into the gay section! Tell me what’s going on or I’m telling everyone you guys are fucking!” Brian’s eyes flicked to Johnny and glared at him.
“You really wanna know what’s going on Johnny?”
“The fuck I do!” he flailed his arms around for effect.
“Alright. Every Sunday I go to that porn shop to get new toys for me and Zack to try. Today I got a couple of position books, role playing coupons and this here banana hammock. I also had to get more lube cause I fuck Zacky too hard. Is that enough for you Johnny or should I go into better detail?” Brian cocked his eyebrow, but all Johnny could do was hang his jaw open in awe.
“That’s what I thought wanna get out of my house now?” Johnny nodded his head slowly and started to the door.
“ So I take it I can’t tell the guys about this?” he asked softly.
“Let’s just say if you do I’ll tell everyone you went into the gay section of a porn store and got a boner. Peachy?” Johnny quickly nodded and rushed back outside of the house. He got into his car and revved the engine speeding away. One thing was for sure that came out of this day he was NEVER going to enter a porn shop ever again. Maybe he’ll just stick to the internet.
It was a typical Sunday for Johnny as he strolled along the isles of his favorite porn shop. There were so many titles to choose from every time he came here, it seemed to him they just restocked it for his pleasure.
It was a fairly decent porn shop for Huntington Beach. It wasn’t big ,mind you, for the fact that he actually liked being somewhat original with the porn he watched, instead of everyone seeing the exact same thing he did. He also liked the fact that there were different sections for everyone to enjoy. There was the girl on girl (his favorite section), guy on girl, guy on guy (which he never in a million years would go into), and then the typical sex toys and various foreign porn he still had yet to wander through.
As he was looking through the titles from his favorite porn star he heard the familiar jingle from the front door. With out paying much attention to it he simply just minded his own business not really wanting to know where the customers go to, for the reason of having know a little too much information about them.
He made his way down the isle a little more when a few minutes later he heard a very familiar voice at the counter. He raised his eyes up and was surprised to see his fellow band mate chatting with the cashier in the front of the store.
“Hey Brian!” he yelled as loud as he possibly could from where he was without drawing too much attention to himself. But as the way it was going Brian flat out ignored him. He knitted his eyebrows together and set the DVD he had in his hand down to try and catch up with his friend,
As he got to the other end of the isle, Brian was done talking to the cashier and quickly headed out the front door.
“Hey dude, that guy you were talking to, what did he want?” The cashier looked at him blankly for a bit then pointed outside.
“Brian? Oh he’s a regular here and he was wondering if we had his usual is all. I think he’s coming back to get the money. May I ask why you’re asking?” He studied Johnny with a heavy look, but all he did was just shrug.
“Nah, I was just wondering cause he’s my friend and I didn’t know he came here is all. Sorry for bothering you,” he nodded and headed back to where he was before, but just as he was about to grab for his choice he saw Brian rush in again and quickly back to the cash register.
This time instead of drawing attention to himself he decided to sneak up on Brian and give the man a heart attack ,cause well, that’s just the kind of fucker Johnny was. He ducked down into the sea of naked people DVD covers and quickly rushed to a cardboard model and crouched down behind it wanting to jump out and make his friend shit his pants.
“Ya Bri the uh DVD and robe you want for za-”
“SHHHH will you quiet down? I told you a million times not to say the name!” Johnny waited a little longer due to his sudden interest in eavesdropping.
“Woah Bri, sorry it kinda slipped. But the stuff is where it’s supposed to be so just go back and get it. I’ll make sure to mark it down for you,” Brian slammed his hand on the counter making Johnny jump a little.
“Mark are you fucking kidding me? I can’t go back there! What if someone sees me?!” The cashier looked around with an annoyed expression.
“Yea cause there’s so many people in a porn store on a Sunday. Brian just suck it up. No one’s gunna see, just get it and go out you’ll be fine,” Brian just pouted and looked around just to reassure himself.
“God fine don’t leave to go ANYWHERE you hear me? If I get caught I swear I’m suing,” Mark rolled his eyes and Brian sneakly left the counter to the back of the store. Instead of sneaking up on Brian, Johnny had a new intention of not getting caught at all to see what Brian was talking about. He popped up from behind the naked cardboard model and slinked his way past the S&M marked section and behind a curtain he didn’t even knew existed til now.
The room he entered after Brian was very dark, but had a very nice feel to it. It wasn’t like the rest of the store at all, no, this room had a very different sort of vibe to it that Johnny just could not place a finger on. He heard a noise coming from further back in the room and almost forgot what his mission was. He squinted in the dark to see yet another cardboard model so he used his chance to crouch down once more. He saw the shadow of his friend work quickly in the corner picking something up, but at the awkward angle Johnny was in he couldn’t quite see what was going on.
He stood up a little more to see if he could get a better view from where he was, but being as it was so dark all he saw was the slender silhouette of Brian. He looked around in the darkness to see if there was anyway he could closer to Brian, but he still could not see anything. He nodded to himself and decided to take a risk and try to move closer no matter if there was nothing to hide behind. The first moves were successful which made him feel like a legit spy following a criminal. But just as he got closer to his friend he took a wrong step and his foot landed in something very gooey which made him slip and fall with a loud crash making various items fall onto him as well.
He looked up to see if Brian heard him, and sure enough it seemed like Brian was in that same rush he was in earlier and sprinted out, turning on a light Johnny didn’t even know was in the room. As his eyes adjusted to the now lit room and he first looked down at his foot that was now covered in a pink substance. He sat up rubbing his head due to him hitting on the floor. He squinted his eyes and picked up a bottle that was right by him making his eyes grow wide. ‘Strawberry Lube: for your special anal pleasures,’ was written very boldly on the front of the small bottle. He threw it in front of him and quickly stood up looking around the room to see just exactly where he was. To the right he saw boxes of various anal beads and gay magazines with three naked men sprawled out on the covers. To his left he saw shelves upon shelves of various guy on guy videos. And then, turning around he saw the cardboard he was crouched behind making him almost pass out. It was two men in a position he would have never thought existed.
Though he was frozen to the spot still terrified at what he was seeing, he managed to walk out through the pink curtain and past the front counter to the front of the store.
“Sir? Did you get anything? Are you done shopping?” Johnny stopped going out the door adnd turned to the cashier.
“Uh yea,” he cleared his throat at the awkward octave he was now at. “Sorry, uhm, where just did Brian go to? Did he say?”
“I think back to his house, at least that’s what he always does. Every Sunday he gets his stuff and heads back to use the shit he just bought,” Johnny stared the cashier down while trying to think who in the world Brian could be having sex with. Him and Michelle broke up months ago and from what he told the band he said he was off dating for awhile. And more importantly why the fuck was he in the gay porn section of the store?
“You said he goes home and uses the stuff he just bought. So that means he doesn’t buy it for someone else?” The cashier looked a little uncomfortable by the way Johnny stared at him.
“Uh, he uses it with someone else, but why does it matter I can’t say anyway he’d kill me.” Johnny nodded and started back at the door.
“Thanks man! You said enough!” He rushed into his car quickly turning the ignition ripping out of the parking lot in full speed to his new destination.
Of course with his luck the traffic was insanely bad on PCH so he had to sit with all the new thoughts of Brian that floated around in his head. Is he gay!? I would have never think that coming from one of the biggest whores of the band excluding myself! Johnny finally approached the familiar Casa del Syn and studied the front of the house skeptically wondering if he should even try and ask what’s going on in there. He took a deep breath then slowly made his way out of car and to the front door.
He took another deep breath and pressed the doorbell hearing the echoing of the ding dong through out the gigantic house. He closed his eyes and shook his head at what he was actually doing. He stood at the door for a couple of seconds when he heard a loud groan from inside, then the door opened to a very exposed Brian in nothing but a leopard banana hammock and a robe. Brian’s eyes got as wide as Johnny’s and he quickly covered himself back up.
“J-Johnny? What’s up man?” Johnny stared at Brian blankly then cleared his throat.
“Uh, I should ask you the same question?” Brian gulped what seemed to be a like a large amount of saliva down and just shrugged.
“I’m just chillin dude. Thinking of going swimming in a little bit, yea that’s it I’m guna go swimming!” Johnny looked at him skeptically and decided to stretch this out as best as he could.
“Oh sweet dude! Can I join? I can just run up to your room and get another pair of trunks. And I can can grab you a pair too cause your not fucking swimming with me in those things,” He pointed to Brian’s crotch and smirked.
“Uh, though I’d love to Johnny, since it’s a Sunday and all I was hoping just to spend the day to myself,” Johnny laughed and patted Brian on the back.
“Oh you’re funny! You hate being alone, we might not be best friends, but I know that much. Now I’ll just run up there and we can have a few beers and have a good time!” Johnny rushed past him and started heading up the stairs.
“JOHNNY NO WAIT DON’T GO UP THERE!” But it was too late Johnny was already to the master bedroom. He heard Brian run up the stairs and follow him so he decided just to open the door and walk in. The room was dark and he was fairly surprised to see that there was nobody in there. He walked further into the room seeing that candles were lit everywhere and a soft ballad was playing in the room making the scene for a very intense love making.
“Johnny! I’ll get the fucking swim trunks! Don’t fucking just walk into my room like th-”
“Brian baby is that you I’m getting lonely in here,” Johnny’s eyes were as wide as dinner plates as he saw a very wet and a very naked Zack walk out from the bathroom connected to the bedroom.
“Z-zack?” Johnny’s voice rose an octave again when he saw Zack instantly try and cover himself with his hands.
“Johnny!?!? What the fuck are you doing here?!” Zack squeaked.
“I should ask you the same question!! Why are you naked?!” Brian stood in between the two men.
“Zack go back in the bathroom now. Johnny, get the fuck out of my room.” Johnny watched Zack go back in, but still remained in the room.
“No! I saw you at the porn store and I followed you into the gay section! Tell me what’s going on or I’m telling everyone you guys are fucking!” Brian’s eyes flicked to Johnny and glared at him.
“You really wanna know what’s going on Johnny?”
“The fuck I do!” he flailed his arms around for effect.
“Alright. Every Sunday I go to that porn shop to get new toys for me and Zack to try. Today I got a couple of position books, role playing coupons and this here banana hammock. I also had to get more lube cause I fuck Zacky too hard. Is that enough for you Johnny or should I go into better detail?” Brian cocked his eyebrow, but all Johnny could do was hang his jaw open in awe.
“That’s what I thought wanna get out of my house now?” Johnny nodded his head slowly and started to the door.
“ So I take it I can’t tell the guys about this?” he asked softly.
“Let’s just say if you do I’ll tell everyone you went into the gay section of a porn store and got a boner. Peachy?” Johnny quickly nodded and rushed back outside of the house. He got into his car and revved the engine speeding away. One thing was for sure that came out of this day he was NEVER going to enter a porn shop ever again. Maybe he’ll just stick to the internet.