Life Goals

[syntxofthngs]

I plan on being skinny forever.    So far, my other plan of drinking in excess and eating crazy munchies hasn't interfered much with the skinny plan.   So far, so good.

Well I never said I wouldn't
Throw my jacket in the mud for you
but my father gave it to me so
maybe I should carry you
then you said
"You almost dropped me"
so then I did
and I got mud on my shoes