Thu Apr 30 09:41:21 EDT 2015
Radscoolian If they were bright enough to get away with it, they'd be bright enough for honest work....
Alaska Pizza Thieves Pinched After Trying to Sell Frozen Pies to Cops Alaska State Troopers said that John Koozaata, 29, and Lewis Oozeva, 21, were arrested and will face burglary and theft charges.
... the men swiped 80 frozen pizzas - valued at more than $1,100 - from a warehouse ... early Sunday morning.
... the crooks called the Gambell Police Department and attempted to sell officers on duty the stolen pizzas.
Officers recovered 75 of the stolen pies. It was not immediately clear what happened to the missing five pizzas.
First published April 30th 2015, 6:19 am
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