Dear Urinary Tract..

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I fucking hate you. Stop getting sick you piece of shit. You make me want to tear my eyes out with a spoon and a fishing hook. If you don't get better by saturday, you will cease to exist, and all of your duties will be given to my asshole. I'd rather pee out my butt than deal with this.

ps- LEAVE VAGINA OUT OF THIS.