Mar 25, 2012 02:17
Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.
"Robots are shrinking in size and growing inside you--and that's not a bad thing."
(How to Build A Robot Army: Tips on Defending Planet Earth Against Alien Invaders, Ninjas, and Zombies)
It's either that or
"The churches and forts had crumbled into nothing: only the cannon and the brazen bells, half buried in the rotting mould, remained to mark the place where once stood spire and citadel."
(The Winning of the West)
but neither of those seem terribly accurate thus far. Well, the year is still young...
Obviously I need to keep sexier books on my desk.
I'm not even sure what that second one MEANS in a sexual context
memesheep goes baaaaa