lordbatpig turns 22 today! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OH MIGHTY TOASTER GOD!
Also, eat lots of cake.
An edit:
I was asked by a couple of people actually why something like this goes in my journal, when it's his birthday. I think it says something for how close we are that my first thought was 'what kind of question is that?'. So here's an addendum for him and everyone else:
Bats, you are my number one bro. I've known you your whole life and I hope I continue to know you for the rest of mine. Your birthday was a major event for me, always was, always will be, and I bet I party at least as hard as you do when it rolls around every year. I wouldn't be half the person I am today without ya. Cheers.
The rest of you stop asking silly questions.