A Happy Little Quote

[syntheticchiken]

Quote from lunch, a few days ago:
HIM: Hey! Look at my breasts when I'm talking to you!
ME: Can't I just look at your face?
HIM: NO! MY BREASTS!
ME: Well, I really hate to say it, but... your breasts well, they aren't really that, uh...
HIM: What are you saying?
ME: Nevermind.
Henry