Back in Black.... I Seem to Do That A Lot...
Back from the land of long underware, and raging tempers.... AKA Rib Mountain, Wisconsin. It was a bit of a nippy trip, with highs around zero, and lows into the -20's. That is why we had to put on an ancient torture devise, known as long underware. This devise, though nothing to women, is incredibly excrutiating to males. Because women have learnt to shave their legs just for this purpose, they avoid the torture of long underware, but not us unfortunate gentlemen. With every step you take in long underware, you hear and feel a nice, long, RIPPPPPP. That, ladies and gentlemen, is your leg hair. Oh well, it's like I've always said, much to the annoyance of many people, this kind of weather lets you know you're alive, because it could kill you. I'm feeling a bit drained, so I'm signing out now, to your undoubtful relief.Henry