The Edge's real name is david Evans....cor!
Man,I came to a painful realisation the other day when walking to psychology with McColl.
Bono is an idiot.
Bono:"Every time I click my fingers,a kid in africa dies"
People listen to Bono because he is an authority figure.
He's clearly a moron.
The easy solution?
CUT BONO'S FUCKING FINGERS OFF!
146421 people worship me for ending many a childs death in Africa.