Because the urge strikes me

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< SyntaxGlitch > Actually, that's just volcanic indigestion.
< SyntaxGlitch > It's not likely to actually cause damage.
< Lancer-X > .. and here was me expecting to get pretty news footage next week :(
< SyntaxGlitch > It's already belched a few times.
< SyntaxGlitch > Just enough to make Washington state nervous, but that's all.
< Lancer-X > Syntax: It's when it stops belching, and forms an outer plug..
< SyntaxGlitch > The chance of it, say, erupting and burying Microsoft under a river of molten lava are rather slim.
< Lancer-X > ..that's when you get nervous. =p
< Lancer-X > HEH
< Lancer-X > That wouldn't be too bad
< Lancer-X > As long as we get the video of Bill Gates trying valiantly to outrun the flowing lava stream
< SyntaxGlitch > XD
< SyntaxGlitch > And then a helicopter comes to rescue him.
< SyntaxGlitch > And he grabs the ladder as it flies away.
< SyntaxGlitch > Then the helicopter's computer which is running Windows crashes and it falls into the lava.
< Lancer-X > XD
< ChibiUnunnilium > ^O^
< SyntaxGlitch > And as he falls to his death he shouts "Control-alt-delete! CONTROL-ALT DELEEEEEEE-AUGH#%@^$#^!!1"
< Lancer-X > XD