It's A Josh Freese Blow Out Sale!
You would think that being the drummer for EVERY IN THE WORLD BAND EVER! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josh_Freese_discography would be enough to keep Josh Freese busy all year around, but apparently he has gotten so bored that he is literally able to auction off his spare time. Just check out the price menu over at Josh Freese's website:
http://joshfreese.com/
At first it starts off normally enough, selling his latest at a price that is quite reasonable. Then Josh decides to throw in all kinds of extras for people willing to pay extra. If you are willing to pay $50 you get the CD, the T-shirt and an actual 5-minute phone call with the man himself thanking them for buying his album. Cool enough. Most likely worth it.
Then comes the limited edition stuff for big spenders and it gets kind of weird. Along with autographed drumsticks and other stuff you pretty much get to hang out with him in California doing crazy stuff, meeting celebrities, getting drunk and all kinds of weird stuff such as "et drunk and cut each other's hair in the parking lot of the Long Beach courthouse" or "-Take 3 items of your choice out of his closet" depending on how much you pay.
This is the ultimate package:
$75,000 (limited edition of 1)
-Signed CD/DVD and digital download -T-shirt -Go on tour with Josh for a few days. -Have Josh write, record and release a 5 song EP about you and your life story. -Take home any of his drumsets (only one but you can choose which one.) -Take shrooms and cruise Hollywood in Danny from TOOL's Lamborgini OR play quarters and then hop on the Ouija board for a while. -Josh will join your band for a month...play shows, record, party with groupies, etc.... -If you don't have a band he'll be your personal assistant for a month (4 day work weeks, 10 am to 4 pm) -Take a limo down to Tijuana and he'll show you how it's done (what that means exactly we can't legally get into here) -If you don't live in Southern California (but are a US resident) he'll come to you and be your personal assistant/cabana boy for 2 weeks. -Take a flying trapeze lesson with Josh and Robin from NIN, go back to Robin's place afterwards and his wife will make you raw lasagna.
How insane is that? You can literally go up to his house and say "Hey, which drumkit did you play on during the Desert Sessions?" then walk out with that shit. This is exactly the sort of stuff I would do if I was rich, crazy and helped write a song on Chinese Democracy. I really need to start saving up my pennies.
http://joshfreese.com/
At first it starts off normally enough, selling his latest at a price that is quite reasonable. Then Josh decides to throw in all kinds of extras for people willing to pay extra. If you are willing to pay $50 you get the CD, the T-shirt and an actual 5-minute phone call with the man himself thanking them for buying his album. Cool enough. Most likely worth it.
Then comes the limited edition stuff for big spenders and it gets kind of weird. Along with autographed drumsticks and other stuff you pretty much get to hang out with him in California doing crazy stuff, meeting celebrities, getting drunk and all kinds of weird stuff such as "et drunk and cut each other's hair in the parking lot of the Long Beach courthouse" or "-Take 3 items of your choice out of his closet" depending on how much you pay.
This is the ultimate package:
$75,000 (limited edition of 1)
-Signed CD/DVD and digital download -T-shirt -Go on tour with Josh for a few days. -Have Josh write, record and release a 5 song EP about you and your life story. -Take home any of his drumsets (only one but you can choose which one.) -Take shrooms and cruise Hollywood in Danny from TOOL's Lamborgini OR play quarters and then hop on the Ouija board for a while. -Josh will join your band for a month...play shows, record, party with groupies, etc.... -If you don't have a band he'll be your personal assistant for a month (4 day work weeks, 10 am to 4 pm) -Take a limo down to Tijuana and he'll show you how it's done (what that means exactly we can't legally get into here) -If you don't live in Southern California (but are a US resident) he'll come to you and be your personal assistant/cabana boy for 2 weeks. -Take a flying trapeze lesson with Josh and Robin from NIN, go back to Robin's place afterwards and his wife will make you raw lasagna.
How insane is that? You can literally go up to his house and say "Hey, which drumkit did you play on during the Desert Sessions?" then walk out with that shit. This is exactly the sort of stuff I would do if I was rich, crazy and helped write a song on Chinese Democracy. I really need to start saving up my pennies.