It's dark and history was HOTT!
Took my History exam, kicked lots of ass. I kicked so much ass, I even kicked YOUR ASS! 50 questions, maybe missed 5. Okay, maybe 10. But 10 being the very most. Okay, the "watermelon" question was on the exam, but wasn't. The question was there, but the fucking answer wasn't. Apparently there could have been two answers. And wouldn't you know it, he didn't put the mother fucking watermelon. I'm sitting there like "MUDA FUCKA!" So i put "beans." Damn spanish better have shown the Natives beans. Sunbitch! I know it wasn't corn. It might have been sugar, but wasn't sure. I don't think so, since sugar was in the Caribbean. I'm going to sit here, enjoy my 12" Roasted Chicken on Parmasian Oregano sub from Subway. Sorry to all my vegan friends. At least i'm a friend of the cows though, right? And the pigs too!
EAT FRESH!
EAT FRESH!