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A Christmas Story
This is to pay homage to the greatest Christmas movie of all time. No movie will ever compare to the epic that is " A Christmas Story. " Because unlike most movies, you can actually relate to this movie. You won't find any everyday hacks turning into St. Nick. You won't find fathers dressing up like TurboMan at a Christmas Day parade. You get none of that. You get Ralphie, putting on....
THE PINK NIGHTMARE!!
Poor Ralphie, look at him, in the pink glory that is his Aunts gift. Many of us have had to endure the agony of clothing as gifts.
Next, you have the horrible and almost deathly visit to The Man himself....
Look at him, poor Randy, terrified as many of us once were. Do you see that elf, behind him?! OMG, she is almost as horrid as the man himself. Look at that face, that would have haunted my dreams for years, god only knows the damage it caused to Randy.
And since my breakfast is almost ready, i will cut this short with the last praise of this movie. The coolest thing known to man. Its tackiness holds no boundaries, yet it is still the most awesome piece of family room decore that the whole family can love. That comes from Italy and has "(Fra-Gili)" on the box. This will make anyones eyes boggle and be overcome by art. The soft glow of ELECTRIC SEX!
Oh, i can't forget about Flick. Poor Flick, who fell victim to the almighty "TRIPLE DOG DARE" I for one have fell victim to the the triple dog dare, but not to the caliber of....
This is to pay homage to the greatest Christmas movie of all time. No movie will ever compare to the epic that is " A Christmas Story. " Because unlike most movies, you can actually relate to this movie. You won't find any everyday hacks turning into St. Nick. You won't find fathers dressing up like TurboMan at a Christmas Day parade. You get none of that. You get Ralphie, putting on....
THE PINK NIGHTMARE!!
Poor Ralphie, look at him, in the pink glory that is his Aunts gift. Many of us have had to endure the agony of clothing as gifts.
Next, you have the horrible and almost deathly visit to The Man himself....
Look at him, poor Randy, terrified as many of us once were. Do you see that elf, behind him?! OMG, she is almost as horrid as the man himself. Look at that face, that would have haunted my dreams for years, god only knows the damage it caused to Randy.
And since my breakfast is almost ready, i will cut this short with the last praise of this movie. The coolest thing known to man. Its tackiness holds no boundaries, yet it is still the most awesome piece of family room decore that the whole family can love. That comes from Italy and has "(Fra-Gili)" on the box. This will make anyones eyes boggle and be overcome by art. The soft glow of ELECTRIC SEX!
Oh, i can't forget about Flick. Poor Flick, who fell victim to the almighty "TRIPLE DOG DARE" I for one have fell victim to the the triple dog dare, but not to the caliber of....