Dear Mum,
Are girls always insane? Only this one girl, Alice, is always after me about how excellent Sirius's backside apparently is. It's quite bizarre, yeah? Why's she telling me, hasn't she got friends to twitter about with? And is it normal for a girl in her third year to be dating a first-year boy? Well, she is. I don't think she's very nice, and I'm worried about Rabastan, who is a nice little guy but a bit... nayeve? Is that the word? Like Auntie Joan's little girl. I've tried to look out for Rab, but I guess I can't stop him from making mistakes all his life. Definately need him to stop thinking he can just go round snogging people for no reason
I just hope she doesn't hurt him. It wouldn't be good for him.
I ought to warn Sirius about this girl's unnatural obsession with his bum. Lad's got a right to know, doesn't he? Though Sirius would probably like it. Maybe I oughtn't tell him. Don't need his ego to be any bigger!
Sorry for the very random letter. Love you lots.
Love,
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I just hope she doesn't hurt him. It wouldn't be good for him.
I ought to warn Sirius about this girl's unnatural obsession with his bum. Lad's got a right to know, doesn't he? Though Sirius would probably like it. Maybe I oughtn't tell him. Don't need his ego to be any bigger!
Sorry for the very random letter. Love you lots.
Love,
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