LotS Fic: Prompt 2 - Rochambeau
Title: Prompt 2 - Rochambeau
Author: synergyfox
Pairing: Cara/Kahlan
Rating: Definitely more of a PG13...
Warnings: No real warnings really... just simple solutions to difficult problems!
Disclaimer: I don't own anybodything, it all belongs to... not me... but that cool guy... with the facial hair. Terry Goodkind.
Summary: Rochambeau - A game of repeated kicking between the legs... the last one standing... wins. Simple, right?
Prompt: Well... see... I got hermionegmuggle to give me a page worth of prompts but sos10 picked 12 and this was 12... so there's 24 prompts to go.
It was a very... fragile... situation. One that Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander, Wizard of the First Order could not solve swiftly. The Mother Confessor was busy settling differences for a small town just up the hill passed the tree line.
Seeker versus Mord'Sith.
Lord Rahl versus... well... Mord'Sith.
Richard versus Cara.
All bets were off... metaphorically speaking of course, there were townspeople around them, placing bets on who they believed would win this epic battle.
"We have to solve this problem, Cara." Richard frowned and Cara nodded in agreement.
"Yes, I agree. It is important that we solve this... problem..." Cara agreed, the duo circled each other.
More townsfolk were showing up, joining in on the betting taking place. They had a feeling nobody was left for Kahlan to do her duties in the town.
"Well I am the Seeker... and the Lord Rahl... I think that is solution enough. I will get to be it first." A few people in the crowd muttered their approval.
Cara shook her head, "I don't think so Lord Rahl. Titles should not be involved in this." There were a few more in the crowd who made sounds of agreement.
"Cara... Richard... think about this reasonably..."
"Shut up Wizard."
"I've got this, grandfather."
One of the townsfolk raised their hands, grinning, "I have a solution." He motioned for Cara to move over to him, which the Mord'Sith did quickly.
Richard rolled his eyes, crossing his arms over his chest as the scruffy looking man whispered something animatedly into Cara's ear. Cara nodded her head seriously, taking in all of the information (and potentially instructions, he wasn't sure) she was being given.
Cara arched a brow, looking at the man doubtfully, "Are you sure?"
"Of course I'm sure. Every man knows how to do it. Just do it fast."
Cara nodded her head slowly before walking back to Richard who met her in the middle, "Well?" He asked, looking at her hopefully.
"That man... had a very good idea on how to solve this issue." Cara grinned.
"Really? What?" Richard asked and they both smiled when they saw Kahlan join Zedd, looking around curiously.
Cara glanced over at the townsman before smiling at Kahlan again and looking to Richard, "I... will Rochambeau you for the right to be it first." The man held up a hand, slowly putting one finger down at a time.
Richard looked at her, confused and the man pulled his last finger down; many things happened in quick succession.
Both of Cara's Agiels connected with Richard's groin.
Richard discovered that he could successfully hit a C sharp.
The townsman whooped for joy and began collecting his profits.
Kahlan covered her mouth to hide her laughter.
Zedd shook his head and wondered vaguley if Richard would be able to bare children...
... and Cara?
She got to be the little spoon to Kahlan's big spoon for the rest of the month.
A/N: Yay! Number 2... well 12... but 2 down!
Pick... another number... NAO!
Author: synergyfox
Pairing: Cara/Kahlan
Rating: Definitely more of a PG13...
Warnings: No real warnings really... just simple solutions to difficult problems!
Disclaimer: I don't own anybodything, it all belongs to... not me... but that cool guy... with the facial hair. Terry Goodkind.
Summary: Rochambeau - A game of repeated kicking between the legs... the last one standing... wins. Simple, right?
Prompt: Well... see... I got hermionegmuggle to give me a page worth of prompts but sos10 picked 12 and this was 12... so there's 24 prompts to go.
It was a very... fragile... situation. One that Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander, Wizard of the First Order could not solve swiftly. The Mother Confessor was busy settling differences for a small town just up the hill passed the tree line.
Seeker versus Mord'Sith.
Lord Rahl versus... well... Mord'Sith.
Richard versus Cara.
All bets were off... metaphorically speaking of course, there were townspeople around them, placing bets on who they believed would win this epic battle.
"We have to solve this problem, Cara." Richard frowned and Cara nodded in agreement.
"Yes, I agree. It is important that we solve this... problem..." Cara agreed, the duo circled each other.
More townsfolk were showing up, joining in on the betting taking place. They had a feeling nobody was left for Kahlan to do her duties in the town.
"Well I am the Seeker... and the Lord Rahl... I think that is solution enough. I will get to be it first." A few people in the crowd muttered their approval.
Cara shook her head, "I don't think so Lord Rahl. Titles should not be involved in this." There were a few more in the crowd who made sounds of agreement.
"Cara... Richard... think about this reasonably..."
"Shut up Wizard."
"I've got this, grandfather."
One of the townsfolk raised their hands, grinning, "I have a solution." He motioned for Cara to move over to him, which the Mord'Sith did quickly.
Richard rolled his eyes, crossing his arms over his chest as the scruffy looking man whispered something animatedly into Cara's ear. Cara nodded her head seriously, taking in all of the information (and potentially instructions, he wasn't sure) she was being given.
Cara arched a brow, looking at the man doubtfully, "Are you sure?"
"Of course I'm sure. Every man knows how to do it. Just do it fast."
Cara nodded her head slowly before walking back to Richard who met her in the middle, "Well?" He asked, looking at her hopefully.
"That man... had a very good idea on how to solve this issue." Cara grinned.
"Really? What?" Richard asked and they both smiled when they saw Kahlan join Zedd, looking around curiously.
Cara glanced over at the townsman before smiling at Kahlan again and looking to Richard, "I... will Rochambeau you for the right to be it first." The man held up a hand, slowly putting one finger down at a time.
Richard looked at her, confused and the man pulled his last finger down; many things happened in quick succession.
Both of Cara's Agiels connected with Richard's groin.
Richard discovered that he could successfully hit a C sharp.
The townsman whooped for joy and began collecting his profits.
Kahlan covered her mouth to hide her laughter.
Zedd shook his head and wondered vaguley if Richard would be able to bare children...
... and Cara?
She got to be the little spoon to Kahlan's big spoon for the rest of the month.
A/N: Yay! Number 2... well 12... but 2 down!
Pick... another number... NAO!