Torn [1/3]

[synergyfox]

Title: Torn [1/3]
Author:synergyfox
Pairing: Bo/Lauren
Rating: R
Word Count: 1186
Warnings: Crack? That’s a warning right?
Summary: In which Bo experiences an uninhibited Lauren and Dyson gets... insulted.
Disclaimer: I don’t own them, nor down I own the “torn” idea, that’s from Legend of the Seeker.

Comments

[nebbiapurpurea]

Oh. My. God. You sneaking little...

Lauren was not drunk, was she? *flails*

BTW, I'm sooo waiting for you to finish Chains of Faith and Road to Ruin *glares*

[synergyfox]

*snickers* Somebody reads the disclaiemrs and warnings ;)

Hell no she's not drunk.

:P I'm trying to write them but I'm in a "srs Lost Girl mood and a cracky LotS mood" thus... expect puppies.

[synergyfox]

I can so spell... "disclaimers"

[nebbiapurpurea]

Of course I read warnings!
I like to be aware of what I walk into, so to speak.

As for the disclaimers, I laugh my head off reading some of them. Sometime they're as funny as the story itself.

Well, cracky LotS mood can be really interesting *shifty eyes* right?

[synergyfox]

X3 You're one of two to have read the warning thus far. Everybody else has assumed Lauren is drunk. XD

Bwah, I love disclaimers - if I'd been all not functioning on 0 hours of sleep I'd totally have done something lul-tastic.

Hell yes crack is awesome, everybody's been wibbling that I haven't updated Mord'Pups and now I'm gonna update Mord'Pups...

[nebbiapurpurea]

Well, damn. I mean, since when crack = drunk? O_O

Disclaimers: there should be some sort of award for the funniest disclaimer. I can use some laughing time, right now. Not a good period.

Anyway, Mord'Pups are absolutely lovely, especially if we're talking about Cara sitting naked on Kahlan's lap *drools*

[synergyfox]

Maybe I should change it from crack to smut? Smutty crack? I dunno.

I agree full heartedly.

Well this coming chapter is full of complete and unadulterated adorkable moments. Like seriously... it starts off with pup!Cara and pup!Denna curled up on Kahlan's chair after a long puppy battle for dominance.

[nebbiapurpurea]

Smutty crack, definitely *nods*

Yeah ç_ç

Awww, pup!Cara and pup!Denna are so adorable, (well, Cara's always adorable, even when she's being all badass Mord'Sith/Mistress of Pain) *_*

[synergyfox]

Bwahaha, I love it when she tries to be badass. It's so adorable. She's like "I'm a muther fuckin' badass!!"

and then Kahlan is all *smiles*

and then Cara is like *puddle of mush* "oki... I'll save that kitty."

[nebbiapurpurea]

I know, right? Buuuuuuuuut, we're going off topic. Which is fine, I think, since this is your LJ and you're not complaining :D

Anyway, I'll patiently wait for you to continue this LG version of "Torn" while I swear at the stupid writers of the show because episode 5 was wrong on so many levels I don't even know where to begin -.-

[synergyfox]

Topic? You should see some of the other things that happen. There was this one time at bandcamp o-o I had 20 regular comments but it was marked as 103 because xxlowanaxx and I decided to have a completely unrelated .gif battle.

Hey, hey just think - this was the "Dyson's history" episode... therefore there has to be an obligatory "Lauren's history" episode. Preferably with a lot more boob brushes and betty crocker!Lauren. >_> I still think they could have saved space by Bo and Lauren sleeping in Bo's bed. It's big enough for the two of them to snuggle up on each other.

[nebbiapurpurea]

83 comments of unrelated .gif battle? Girl, you'd be the terror of any forum mod. LOL

Yeah, I'm waiting for Lauren's history, but they just delay things unnecessarily, not to mention the fact that the story is not really coherent:
Episode 1: after 3 weeks, Bo&Lauren still have to talk about *IT*, yet they work with each other with no problem but the usual (sexual) tension;
Episode 2: Bo's interest in Lauren's life is like *non existent*; she doesn't event stop to think what, exactly, a new Ash could mean for Lauren;
Episode 3: here, at least, our dear succubus tries to protect the good Doc; something is something, right?;
Episode 4: ok, I admit that I enjoyed seeing a more serious side of Kenzi, because she's funny as hell but she also have a history that isn't all smiles and laugh; other than that... bah;
Episode 5: this is just so wrong! I'm happy to see that Lauren had the guts to just *run away* and that she decided to go to Bo's, (which could turn out to be a disaster) and I'm happy to see that Bo still wants to be her knight in

[synergyfox]

There was also a conversation about strap-ons a while ago too...

Forum mods adore me! Specially if it happens to be something like a challenge community... totally get conversation flowing and going and interactions happening! Bwahahhaha *cackles*.

Oh my god... I really just want them to get more into Lauren and stuff. Seriously... I mean I know "Lost Girl" - Bo's lost between the Dark and the Light and between loves but seriously! GUH! She knows more about DYSON than she does about Lauren. Just... GUH! >_

[nebbiapurpurea]

Strap-ons? You're trouble, girl! LOL

Interaction, uh?

I was thinking:
emotional!Lauren = emotional!Kahlan
HBIC!Lauren = HBIC!Kahlan
Bo = Richard? (mwahahahah)
Dyson = Cara? (I can totally see him using an agiel instead of going all "wolf bad ass" on someone)

As for Bo's knowledge of Lauren's life/history I *will* not talk about that, seriously. It's just too much to even think about it. I can only hope that things will change, and they should since the promotional posters for season 2 list Lauren as the "Lover".

P.S: your avatar just cracked me up. I had a flash in my mind of what Cara's face would be like at hearing Kahlan say something like that while kneeling before her *flails*

[synergyfox]

It was a totally serious conversation *srs nod* spawned the upstarts of a "TMI" comm on here that I'm trying to get up and running aside from my fandoms guide comm. Guh. So much work... and finals. NERGH!

Lol, bahaha... I dunno... I kinda picture Cara in the Bo slot, or Denna. They both have that pleasure thing goin' on and Dyson is totally pissing me off cos Bo is like constantly mopey after him but now he has that little trainer girl to get it on with so she can move onto betty crocker!Lauren *ahem*

SHE WAS?! It's not just wishful thinking? Oh thank god. Guh, I know right? It had to be something bad for her to be all obedient to Mr. I Has Leadership. That or she's totally the munchkin of some Fae/Human relationship.

P.S.: Talk about a puddle-o-Mord'Sith in leathers.

[nebbiapurpurea]

Serious conversation? Right! *shifty eyes