YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE

Oct 27, 2008 19:25

Dear chash,

Received your package in the mail today! You will be happy to know that the passage of time and also location have not in the slightest dimmed the gaze of the soulless eyes on the cover of your Supernatural season two box set.

However, I do have one slight complaint.

As soon as I had determined this (and set the box safely down on the coffee table), I went into the kitchen and turned on the water to wash a pot. Or at least, I tried to. What I got instead was an unearthly moan, a chill breeze, and a complete and utter lack of water. For something like a minute, until I slammed the tap back to closed.

AND MAY I JUST SAY: LKDJHSGKBFDSDSA.

So, chash, I am writing this letter to you in greatest distress, from the middle of my bed in the other room, where it is safe, I hope. You have my address. You are a master of both google AND google images. You know what must be done.

Salt the bones and burn the sonofabitch.

aaaaaaaa, you'll have mountain lion every day, the barbarian queen to my polar bear

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