CAN'T STOP SMILING SEND HELP
Guys. Guys. My coworker owed me a coffee.
But he brought me a large.
Large Irish Creme coffee with extra sugar.
This was such a bad idea.
I am so buzzed.
Entertain me I will laugh at anything.
Alternatively I could just keep adding to this post until someone comments.
I mean I used to do freeform thought exercises all the time.
Of course, that was back when I wanted to be a writer in Utah like Edward Abbey, only without the peeing in boots.
I came to that decision on the morning I first tasted coffee, actually. Life is full of coincidences.
Oh good, you're all spared by dancing bears.
But he brought me a large.
Large Irish Creme coffee with extra sugar.
This was such a bad idea.
I am so buzzed.
Entertain me I will laugh at anything.
Alternatively I could just keep adding to this post until someone comments.
I mean I used to do freeform thought exercises all the time.
Of course, that was back when I wanted to be a writer in Utah like Edward Abbey, only without the peeing in boots.
I came to that decision on the morning I first tasted coffee, actually. Life is full of coincidences.
Oh good, you're all spared by dancing bears.