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First of all, it's important to know you're in a safe place here, with like minded people.
1. We were just casually drinking our coffee when we started reading…
2. And then…
3. We were just…
4. But now, we suggest you just let it all out
5. Then take some really deep breaths
6. Let it all sink in
7. Make a cup of tea (or coffee)
8. Try really hard not to think about this
9. And the wedding night
10. Or the bit about "violinists, think about what they can do with their fingers"
11. And definitely don't think about "I'd know exactly where to put my fingers"
12. Or "I'd know exactly where to put my tongue"
13. OHGODOHGODOHGOD *hyperventilates* Then go back to stage 5...
14. And maybe get a friend to do this
15. But most of all, just remember that Benedict knows how we feel…
1. We were just casually drinking our coffee when we started reading…
2. And then…
3. We were just…
4. But now, we suggest you just let it all out
5. Then take some really deep breaths
6. Let it all sink in
7. Make a cup of tea (or coffee)
8. Try really hard not to think about this
9. And the wedding night
10. Or the bit about "violinists, think about what they can do with their fingers"
11. And definitely don't think about "I'd know exactly where to put my fingers"
12. Or "I'd know exactly where to put my tongue"
13. OHGODOHGODOHGOD *hyperventilates* Then go back to stage 5...
14. And maybe get a friend to do this
15. But most of all, just remember that Benedict knows how we feel…