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Nightmare #1
> rolled over, pulled out a
> > >cigarette from his jeans and searched for his
> > lighter. Unable to find it,
> > >he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There
> > might be some matches in
> > >the top drawer," she replied. He opened the drawer
> > of the bedside table and
> > >found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a
> > framed picture of another
> > >man. naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this
> > your husband?" he inquired
> > >nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up
> > to him. "Your boyfriend
> > >then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said,
> > nibbling away at his ear.
> > >"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered
> > guy. Calmly, the girl
> > >explained, "That's me before the operation."
Nightmare #2
>The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so
> > he was trying to think
> > >of
> > >a way to rekindle it. One night he came from work,
> > and found his wife
> > >asleep
> > >in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I do?"
> > "Oh-I know." He
> > >proceeded
> > >to get under the covers and go down on his wife.
> > Soon she began to gently
> > >squirm and moan in pleasure. After a few minutes,
> > her body spasmed with
> > >ecstasy as she climaxed. Afterwards, the man went
> > straight to the bathroom
> > >to brush his teeth. When he got there, the light
> > was on and he saw his wife
> > >there shaving her legs. He exclaimed, "What are
> > you doing in here?!?" She
> > >said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, "You'll wake
> > your mother!"
Nightmare #3
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they
> > are about to kiss each
> > >other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts
> > feeling a little horny.
> > >With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand
> > against the wall and
> > >smiling, he says to her, "Honey, would you give me
> > a blow job?" Horrified,
> > >she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see
> > us!" "Oh come on! Who's
> > >gonna
> > >see us at this hour?" He asks grinning at her.
> > "No, please. Can you imagine
> > >if we get caught?" "Oh come on! There's nobody
> > around, they're all
> > >sleeping!" "No way. It's just too risky!" "Oh
> > please, please, I love you so
> > >much?!?" "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I
> > just can't!" "Oh yes you
> > >can. Please?" Out of the blue, the light on the
> > stairs goes on, and the
> > >girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair messed
> > up, and in a sleepy
> > >voice
> > >she says, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a
> > blow job, or I can do it. Or
> > >if need be, mom says she can come down herself and
> > do it But for God's sake
> > >tell him to take his hand off the intercom!"
> rolled over, pulled out a
> > >cigarette from his jeans and searched for his
> > lighter. Unable to find it,
> > >he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There
> > might be some matches in
> > >the top drawer," she replied. He opened the drawer
> > of the bedside table and
> > >found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a
> > framed picture of another
> > >man. naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this
> > your husband?" he inquired
> > >nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up
> > to him. "Your boyfriend
> > >then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said,
> > nibbling away at his ear.
> > >"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered
> > guy. Calmly, the girl
> > >explained, "That's me before the operation."
Nightmare #2
>The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so
> > he was trying to think
> > >of
> > >a way to rekindle it. One night he came from work,
> > and found his wife
> > >asleep
> > >in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I do?"
> > "Oh-I know." He
> > >proceeded
> > >to get under the covers and go down on his wife.
> > Soon she began to gently
> > >squirm and moan in pleasure. After a few minutes,
> > her body spasmed with
> > >ecstasy as she climaxed. Afterwards, the man went
> > straight to the bathroom
> > >to brush his teeth. When he got there, the light
> > was on and he saw his wife
> > >there shaving her legs. He exclaimed, "What are
> > you doing in here?!?" She
> > >said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, "You'll wake
> > your mother!"
Nightmare #3
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they
> > are about to kiss each
> > >other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts
> > feeling a little horny.
> > >With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand
> > against the wall and
> > >smiling, he says to her, "Honey, would you give me
> > a blow job?" Horrified,
> > >she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see
> > us!" "Oh come on! Who's
> > >gonna
> > >see us at this hour?" He asks grinning at her.
> > "No, please. Can you imagine
> > >if we get caught?" "Oh come on! There's nobody
> > around, they're all
> > >sleeping!" "No way. It's just too risky!" "Oh
> > please, please, I love you so
> > >much?!?" "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I
> > just can't!" "Oh yes you
> > >can. Please?" Out of the blue, the light on the
> > stairs goes on, and the
> > >girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair messed
> > up, and in a sleepy
> > >voice
> > >she says, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a
> > blow job, or I can do it. Or
> > >if need be, mom says she can come down herself and
> > do it But for God's sake
> > >tell him to take his hand off the intercom!"