Thoughts:

1.  wow.  The sound really sucked.
2.  too short!
3.  I really am not impressed with Justin's music.
4.  I am not watching the rest of this show.  That was lame.

For a second, I thought Justin was going to break into "Freedom 90" by George Michael, which would have been awesome.

EEEEEEE!!!!

(Full DIsclosure:  I hate Justin Timberlake.  I pretty much always have, but it really blossomed when he released the solo album, which I have no use for.  But I always did.  You can totally tell in my stories, in which Justin is almost always a selfish brat.)

Wait, wait, WAIT.  Are you telling me that P!nk is nominated and ISN'T PERFORMING?  That is a horrible shame, because she is epic live.  If you ever have a chance to see P!nk in concert, go!  GO.  She's the BEST.

Ha! I know that they are bleeping Kanye because he's swearing, but it also sort of works for that song.  Say what you want about Kanye (and I'll say tons -- guy's a douche), he's creative.

I don't care what shit Jared Leto does ever--he was and will always be Jordan Catalano to me, and I will always love him.

Okay, look, really.  I know that all these actors have projects to promote, but can we get them a script or something?  Because the ad libs?  Not working.

Ironically, it's making me appreciate how much work Kevin Hart has to do to get his stand up in shape, 'cause he can't improv for shit.

This is WAY MORE of Miley Cyrus's pudendum than I ever wanted to see.

Or, rather, I've been working on a lot of things, sort of haphazardly, and they are all coming together around the same time.  WHATEVER.

For your reading enjoyment, I present the fifteenth (!!!) story in the Away Games series:


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A NEW STORY (gasp!) that takes place in the Not the Prettiest Game universe, in which Ryan Vogelsong and Chris Stewart are together, and Chris has been traded to the Yankees. Starring these tall hot dudes:


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